You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2005 7:56:44 am PDT #410 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We should probably hold ourselves back from shipping too much to Perkins (point!) so that -t does not have to get it all back to NO, or wherever they end up. I'm thinking the BayAreaistas can take her out to lunch one day and then Target or Bed Bath & Beyond, arm her with the little guns you use to register and make her pick out new stuff.

A good point.

Let's do a two-stage thing.

Stage one:

Care package. Little things. Edible things. Hand made things.

Stage two:

Shower. We can include a card in the care package telling her we'll throw one once she's settled and suggesting some websites to register on. We can say either some of us will take her or they can do it at their leisure if an outing is too overwhelming.


P.M. Marc - Sep 02, 2005 8:00:37 am PDT #411 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jess, we have a just-barely 10x10 bedroom. We can't, with the way the doors and the heat registers are set up, fit a regular crib in here, even with our dressers moved out. I measured. I wept.

Then Susan lent me her Amby baby hammock. OMG, bless Susan so much. Tiny, tiny footprint. Happy, happy baby and parents. If we had a bigger, firmer bed (we have a full), I probably would have gone with something like the Cuddle Nest co-sleeper.

We're transitioning the office to a baby room, slowly. It's down to one computer and three computer-related bookshelves.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 8:03:05 am PDT #412 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We're a piddly little town, so I am not sure the security is an issue.

Then I'd bet that it's just more trouble than it's worth to keep track of them and try to get people to pay the $0.25 they owe on a book they swear up and down they returned on-time and it must be the library's mistake...

t /almost a rant


Susan W. - Sep 02, 2005 8:07:12 am PDT #413 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Ambys are wonderful. I'm a total Amby evangelist, because I'm convinced it's a big part of the reason Annabel was such a good sleeper starting so young.

The Seattle library assesses fines, but doesn't make any major effort to collect them until they're above $10 or so. I've owed $0.45 forever, and they don't even mention the fine's existence when I check out books. I think if you owe more than $15 you can't use interlibrary loan, which would be a real penalty for Research Girl me, and eventually I hear they send you Stern Notices.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 8:10:14 am PDT #414 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I've owed $0.45 forever

Exactly. In this age of hiring freezes & declining budges, fewer people are asked to do more work. Chasing down people who owe $0.45 is not a good way to spend my time. Unfortunately, I still have to spend time telling students they may not eat their french fries near the rare book room.


SailAweigh - Sep 02, 2005 8:11:00 am PDT #415 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm thinking the BayAreaistas can take her out to lunch one day and then Target or Bed Bath & Beyond, arm her with the little guns you use to register and make her pick out new stuff.

This sounds like an excellent idea. Any idea how long she's going to be staying in California? Since I'm coming out to visit, I may just bring her tiara along instead of mailing it. Otherwise, I'll just send it out as one more item for the care package.

We can include a card in the care package

Card is good. Who would we send the money to in order to contribute to it? Perkins, as point, would you be willing to collect the dough?


Toddson - Sep 02, 2005 8:13:02 am PDT #416 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Would I be a horrible person if I suggested stashing the (Jessica's) baby's bed in the unused fireplace?


amych - Sep 02, 2005 8:14:31 am PDT #417 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Would I be a horrible person if I suggested stashing the (Jessica's) baby's bed in the unused fireplace?

I think it sounds like a perfect guarantee of a baby right out of one of the better Tim Burton movies!


§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 8:16:42 am PDT #418 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget -- Natterers may want to help out -t too...


Jessica - Sep 02, 2005 8:18:12 am PDT #419 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Bwah! Toddson, the only problem there is that it's not an unused fireplace, it's a fake fireplace. As in, a big honking piece of plaster shaped kind of like a fireplace, but completely filled in. It's a nice mantle, but other than that, a pure waste of space. (I have no idea why anyone would build such a thing, and I've never seen them anywhere but NYC. The architectural detail is nice, but...why not just put a shelf there, without making the space underneath it completely unusable? Why?)