Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 8:03:05 am PDT #412 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We're a piddly little town, so I am not sure the security is an issue.

Then I'd bet that it's just more trouble than it's worth to keep track of them and try to get people to pay the $0.25 they owe on a book they swear up and down they returned on-time and it must be the library's mistake...

t /almost a rant


Susan W. - Sep 02, 2005 8:07:12 am PDT #413 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Ambys are wonderful. I'm a total Amby evangelist, because I'm convinced it's a big part of the reason Annabel was such a good sleeper starting so young.

The Seattle library assesses fines, but doesn't make any major effort to collect them until they're above $10 or so. I've owed $0.45 forever, and they don't even mention the fine's existence when I check out books. I think if you owe more than $15 you can't use interlibrary loan, which would be a real penalty for Research Girl me, and eventually I hear they send you Stern Notices.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 8:10:14 am PDT #414 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I've owed $0.45 forever

Exactly. In this age of hiring freezes & declining budges, fewer people are asked to do more work. Chasing down people who owe $0.45 is not a good way to spend my time. Unfortunately, I still have to spend time telling students they may not eat their french fries near the rare book room.


SailAweigh - Sep 02, 2005 8:11:00 am PDT #415 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm thinking the BayAreaistas can take her out to lunch one day and then Target or Bed Bath & Beyond, arm her with the little guns you use to register and make her pick out new stuff.

This sounds like an excellent idea. Any idea how long she's going to be staying in California? Since I'm coming out to visit, I may just bring her tiara along instead of mailing it. Otherwise, I'll just send it out as one more item for the care package.

We can include a card in the care package

Card is good. Who would we send the money to in order to contribute to it? Perkins, as point, would you be willing to collect the dough?


Toddson - Sep 02, 2005 8:13:02 am PDT #416 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Would I be a horrible person if I suggested stashing the (Jessica's) baby's bed in the unused fireplace?


amych - Sep 02, 2005 8:14:31 am PDT #417 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Would I be a horrible person if I suggested stashing the (Jessica's) baby's bed in the unused fireplace?

I think it sounds like a perfect guarantee of a baby right out of one of the better Tim Burton movies!


§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 8:16:42 am PDT #418 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget -- Natterers may want to help out -t too...


Jessica - Sep 02, 2005 8:18:12 am PDT #419 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Bwah! Toddson, the only problem there is that it's not an unused fireplace, it's a fake fireplace. As in, a big honking piece of plaster shaped kind of like a fireplace, but completely filled in. It's a nice mantle, but other than that, a pure waste of space. (I have no idea why anyone would build such a thing, and I've never seen them anywhere but NYC. The architectural detail is nice, but...why not just put a shelf there, without making the space underneath it completely unusable? Why?)


Volans - Sep 02, 2005 8:19:44 am PDT #420 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Man, I wish I'd known about the Amby! That looks great. I also wish I'd known that a lot of babies won't sleep in cribs at first, as it would've saved a lot of wear and tear on us and on Mal. I'm glad we had the baby papasan at least.

The bedrooms in this place are too small for even the baby hammock - they are too small for nightstands once the bed is in the room - but at least we have multiple bedrooms. Dunno what we'll do when we go back to the States.


Melpomene - Sep 02, 2005 8:19:49 am PDT #421 of 10001
Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'

So, today during a break, a classmate approached me and asked me out. He said I seemed cool and was cute and he was adorably nervous. We got lunch after class. I think I'm in some sort of bizarro world. I was asked out once in middle school, never in high school, and never in 2 years of college. Last month a different guy asked me out. (Didn't work out). I could get used to this bizarro world.