You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Sep 20, 2005 6:18:51 am PDT #4066 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Punctuation to everybody that needs it.

The kids and I made dirt cake this weekend. It was quite good.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2005 6:34:04 am PDT #4067 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't want cake. I just want a nap, and someone comforting to read me a bedtime story and snuggle me until I fall asleep.

Would you kick AmyLiz and me out of bed for eating crackers cake?


Volans - Sep 20, 2005 6:35:16 am PDT #4068 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Send the recipes! It will take the cookbook team a couple days to get all the ones we've already received formatted anyway, so you can totally sneak a couple in under the wire.

I just saw a billboard advertising "Lady M Lingerie," with the slogan "F..k like a Lady."

Although, judging by the model's figure, it should've been "F..k like a 2x4."

Any case, I'm heading back with my camera.


ChiKat - Sep 20, 2005 6:42:15 am PDT #4069 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Aimee}}

Heart~ma to Tep's and AmyLiz's fathers.

he's my Dad! he's not supposed to be sick!

Boy, do I understand that! After my dad's strokes last year, he became really old. He's 68, but he seems older than that. He's frail and in a wheelchair and every time I see him, I think, "You're my daddy. You're supposed to be strong and healthy!" Pisses me off, frankly. Not him, that fact that he's getting old pisses me off.


Lee - Sep 20, 2005 6:42:20 am PDT #4070 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't have anything I want to wear to work today.

Shouldn't that mean I get to stay home?


ChiKat - Sep 20, 2005 6:43:41 am PDT #4071 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Shouldn't that mean I get to stay home?

Yes. I think you need to stay home and shop. When the clothes get delivered in a few weeks, then you can go back to work.


Steph L. - Sep 20, 2005 6:50:10 am PDT #4072 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Would you kick AmyLiz and me out of bed for eating crackers cake?

Not even for eating the richest, densest flourless chocolate cake.


Gudanov - Sep 20, 2005 6:52:54 am PDT #4073 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There was nothing to the dirt cake, take a half-stick of butter, an 8oz block of cream cheese, and a cup of powered sugar. Mix that stuff all up into a cream, then add three cups of milk, two packages of instant vanilla pudding, and a tub of cool whip. Smash a whole bag of Oreos, use half to layer the bottom of a 9x13 pan, pour the mixture over that, cover with the remaining Oreos, and refigerate for many hours.


Amy - Sep 20, 2005 6:59:00 am PDT #4074 of 10001
Because books.

There was nothing to the dirt cake

I totally thought you meant in the backyard, like mudpies. Heh.

Not even for eating the richest, densest flourless chocolate cake.

::drools::


Steph L. - Sep 20, 2005 6:59:16 am PDT #4075 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, yeah -- I used to make Dirt for parties all the time! For an extra fun touch, you can get gummi worms and stick them halfway through the top.

Mmmmm....dirt.