Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 9:25:15 am PDT #3929 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aha! I never followed the link back to Bitches, I'm thinking. Let me just go donate.


Lee - Sep 19, 2005 9:35:24 am PDT #3930 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I got it, ita.


Gris - Sep 19, 2005 9:41:15 am PDT #3931 of 10001
Hey. New board.

This happens to me every single paycheck. It's called "child care." With my husband's paycheck, it's called "rent."

I am a student, such expenses mean nothing to me! Well, okay, "rent" I get.

No, but you got someone to date you so you're not allowed to bitch for a week.

SO not fair. Bitching is the whole point of this thread, right? And baby pictures.

Someone should bring me a cookie and a cabana boy. And some Claratin. And other things beginning with 'c'.

Cunnilingus? (What, SPP isn't here, somebody has to fill in.)

Pictures of Owen! (okay, this isn't a quote, but I wanted a comment separator, k?)

So adorable! He's gonna be a serious heartbreaker, those eyes are beyootiful.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:05:27 am PDT #3932 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

SO not fair. Bitching is the whole point of this thread, right?

Not that kind of Bitches.


vw bug - Sep 19, 2005 10:07:46 am PDT #3933 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

New job went for my "in a perfect world" schedule, so I am a happy camper.


erikaj - Sep 19, 2005 10:08:35 am PDT #3934 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I didn't make the rules. Although I should...I've got all that sublimated energy I'm not using.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:09:43 am PDT #3935 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

::hides Toto behind the couch::

I've got all that sublimated energy I'm not using.

It's a new alternative source of energy: Wasted libido.


vw bug - Sep 19, 2005 10:14:19 am PDT #3936 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

::hides Toto behind the couch::

He appears to be safe for the time being, as he is not sweet or salty tasting, I don't think.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 10:16:02 am PDT #3937 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I bet he tastes just like chicken.

Go ahead. Find out and let us know.


Volans - Sep 19, 2005 10:17:04 am PDT #3938 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

considers this

decides that being insanely hungry for 2 straight weeks can't possibly count as PMS

::hides Emily behind the couch::