We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:05:27 am PDT #3932 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

SO not fair. Bitching is the whole point of this thread, right?

Not that kind of Bitches.


vw bug - Sep 19, 2005 10:07:46 am PDT #3933 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

New job went for my "in a perfect world" schedule, so I am a happy camper.


erikaj - Sep 19, 2005 10:08:35 am PDT #3934 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I didn't make the rules. Although I should...I've got all that sublimated energy I'm not using.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:09:43 am PDT #3935 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

::hides Toto behind the couch::

I've got all that sublimated energy I'm not using.

It's a new alternative source of energy: Wasted libido.


vw bug - Sep 19, 2005 10:14:19 am PDT #3936 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

::hides Toto behind the couch::

He appears to be safe for the time being, as he is not sweet or salty tasting, I don't think.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 10:16:02 am PDT #3937 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I bet he tastes just like chicken.

Go ahead. Find out and let us know.


Volans - Sep 19, 2005 10:17:04 am PDT #3938 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

considers this

decides that being insanely hungry for 2 straight weeks can't possibly count as PMS

::hides Emily behind the couch::


erikaj - Sep 19, 2005 10:18:16 am PDT #3939 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

If that were true, the whole four corners could say "We don't need no stinking fossil fuels." Just from me. Which is why I watch shows like the History Channel proving Hitler was a meth-head with Parkinson's. No chance of the Envy. And no Rescue Me for six months...thanks Hec for "The Job" rec. I'm seriously hating Callie Thorne's character again. I felt sympathetic but now *I* want to kick her ass, and I wonder if going into burning buildings and dying wasn't *easier* on Jimmy than facing her 3000 moods.


vw bug - Sep 19, 2005 10:19:56 am PDT #3940 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Go ahead. Find out and let us know.

Um...thanks, but no thanks?

On edit: Emily's at work, so she's safe...for the time being...


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:21:00 am PDT #3941 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Um...thanks, but no thanks?

So much for the Bug who could. Where's that can-do spirit? Just a little bite.

It's for science. Or you could take a bite out of Emily if you prefer. I mean, who wouldn't?