I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2005 8:07:42 am PDT #3414 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Harvey now reserves 80% of his cute for Daniel. 75% of the remaining cute is directed at me specifically while I am eating, in the hopes that I will share.

Heh.

Considering how much I used to wish for a break from Harvey, I shouldn't be this jealous ;-)


sumi - Sep 16, 2005 8:10:56 am PDT #3415 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Nora! I'm so sorry I missed wishing you a happy birthday -- but I hope that you had a good one.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2005 8:13:37 am PDT #3416 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jess & erika, I spent an entire workday in a training session with bosses and HR people getting our annual compliance check-off for not making the company liable if we screw up EEO, ADA, FMLA or other work discrimation biz. I mention you two specifically because I inquired about California protections for Wicca/Pagan under protected categories (it is. The only test is whether the religion is a "sincerely held belief." Jen will be happy to know that Atheism is also covered under the religious protection. That is, it can't be a deciding factor in a work decision), and ADA accomodations.

And just for the girls-who-like-boys-in-eyeliner contingent I checked to see if transgender people were covered. And, in fact, they are in California where "Gender Identity" is a protected class. Which means you can't not-hire a guy for showing up in drag, or a drag-king who shows up in a work appropriate suit.

Then we played a game of HR Jeopardy (just like the TV game) and I lead my team to the most point total as we entered Final Jeopardy. Where I lost, but still got a free Starbucks card for my explanation. (Which had to do with "reasonable accomodation.")


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:16:46 am PDT #3417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mention you two specifically because I inquired about California protections for Wicca/Pagan under protected categories (it is. The only test is whether the religion is a "sincerely held belief.")

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Now I just have to move to California to get Fridays off!


askye - Sep 16, 2005 8:17:45 am PDT #3418 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

David, that's kind of interesting.

I'm in a mad scramble to get everyone who hasn't already taken a training class into the class. There are limited slots available and this morning there were 3 classes, now there are 2. I had to pull teeth to find out which of our people need to take this.

I was informed that even though I'm not a permenent employee I'm still eligble for all of the training classes that non supervisors are eligible for. There aren't many choices, but I'm doing all the training I can. I think that will impress my supervisors and help justify making me a permenent employee.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2005 8:20:35 am PDT #3419 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shutting your thumb in the hatchback of your minivan so hard that the damn thing latched.

Owieowieowie!!!! {{{Aimee!!!}}} Unfortunately, I know of what you speak having once slammed the tip of my middle finger in a car door once. And it was locked.

All the 2nd wind vibes you need, Nora {{{{{{


Polter-Cow - Sep 16, 2005 8:20:35 am PDT #3420 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's Friday, and payday.

I get my very first paycheck today!!! Those meager hundreds of dollars are mine!

Gris, that sounds both awesome and sucktacular. I don't know what to say. Possibly because I am hungry and need lunch.

Aims, that just sounds sucktacular. *kisses your thumb*

Nora, may you live in less interesting times.

Susan roooooooocks.


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 8:24:00 am PDT #3421 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch Aimee! Itty bitty frozen kisses to make it better.

Mmmm cookies!

{{Gud}} I hope you are able to have productive communication while smelling the roses this weekend.

So, Crush!Girl definitely likes me.

Yay! I am sympathetic to the conflicts, but enjoy the moment.

{{Nora}} I hope you get a nap before more drama.

All of my nails are splitting, and I can't tell if it's because of (a) stress (b) lack of [insert nutrient here] in my diet, or (c) bad reaction to the cheap nail polish I'm wearing. Most likely a combination of all three.

The same damn thing has happened to me. Like suddenly. I don’t know what is up. My only clue is that I have been very negligent in taking my vitamins the last couple months.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2005 8:24:06 am PDT #3422 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.

Also, I'm with Laura on the flirting. And have, in fact, flirted with Laura, which is good sexy fun. I recommend it. We should have a flirt with Laura day. It'll cheer everybody up, ease the cramps, cause Nora to have a restorative nap and speed the relief to the Gulf Coast.

We don't need to have a flirt with meara day, however, since every day is flirt with meara day. Even when she's not trying.


Sean K - Sep 16, 2005 8:24:58 am PDT #3423 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jen will be happy to know that Atheism is also covered under the religious protection.

t does atheistic burnt toast impersonation