My laptop survived the keyboard being drenched in whirled chili peppers. OhThankYouSiliconeGod! There is still some key stickage but it survived! I was sure last night (when I was posting from the other room) that I had managed to kill it.

Three hours gone, and I have to meara... Wowza we talk...

I want some narcotics. Damn. Actually, today I need some narcotics.

The having them right now when I need them desperately has me profoundly grateful right now.

did I mention yummy?

And buttery and okay too.

and damn it, she deserves something nice.

She really does. I am all for pampering -t.

MISS CASS, YOU HAVE SOME SHUNNING COMING! I WAS GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU DESPITE YOUR PAST CRIMES!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm all in pain and stuff, clearly temporary insanity...

because of the Trudy/Tiajuana ban which is, alas, not pretend

I saved you from years in prison, and not the soft-core sexy kind either. You got sandals, be grateful for this. Though that border is looking real close these days.

Alright, I was arguable incompetent in Tiajuana, but I wasn't that drunk. In that case it wasn't the booze but the rampant evil.

I admit, there wasn't a lot of tequila involved. It was mostly the open selling of narcotics, sex and pretty much anything.

But there is hope. I used to have a headache almost every day, and a doozy at least once a week.

libkitty, do you know if a neurologists play with tension headaches too? Most of mine are tension-y though the more than occasional migraine pops in just to shake things up.

Watch out, I might start ragging on your cutlery habits next.

Fork in the left hand, knife in the right... What's wrong with this? (Being left-handed, sometimes it comes in handy.)

marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.

YAY!

If I can't crush at least one person's dreams a day, I'm not living up to my full potential.

Well you did nix my cunning plan to make you my doctor and crush my dream of not having to explain that I would not be talking to a doctor if Advil took care of the pain.

Your wish is my command

Pretty, pretty dress...

Also, why does my wife seem upset that I've made a net $700 on my stock trades from my $1900 of investment money since the end of June? That surprised me.

Um ... I got nothing. Except, of course, congratulations!!

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Does your wife help you around the house?

A bit, but not a lot since she started the home schooling. The last time we had an discussion about that sort of thing though I got "No matter how much you hate me, I hate myself worse" and I really don't want to go there again.

Thanks for the punctuation. I've got to do a post (okay rant) and run. Much to do.

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Gud, can you have a housekeeper come in once a week?

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Spending our anniversary watching dysfunctional alchoholics scream at their families on stage is becoming a tradition.

Did you go to an Oasis concert?

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{{Jilli}} Booo. I'm sorry.

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I saved you from years in prison, and not the soft-core sexy kind either. You got sandals, be grateful for this. Though that border is looking real close these days.

LOVE the sandals.

{{{{{Gud}}}}}

Hang in there, darlin.

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LOVE the sandals.

Felony bad. Sandals pretty.

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ALL felonies?

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{{Gud}}

{{Jilli}}

I was doing well with my back until about half an hour ago. It was just tired , now pain. Really ,I don't want the bride to know 'cause she'll feel guilty. Convinceing DH that I couln't go talk the music details tonight was hard.

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ALL felonies?

I was reconned. So he wasn't a felony at all...

It was just tired , now pain.

Ibuprofin, hot bath, gentlest of stretches if there is a tight feeling but none if it is a sharp feeling and then ice the area. Also? Rum.

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