Man, just ascend already.

Willow ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Sep 15, 2005 5:10:55 pm PDT #3331 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, you still around? I have math issues.

I'm back now.


Amy - Sep 15, 2005 5:11:19 pm PDT #3332 of 10001
Because books.

People aren't just to be used for ego-gratification. That's why people get dogs.

Snorts tea up nose...

I came back to find her sitting on the couch, paging through Self-Editing for Fiction Writers with a look of utter concentration.

That's Mommy's girl!


Trudy Booth - Sep 15, 2005 5:13:41 pm PDT #3333 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DOUBLE SLUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!


billytea - Sep 15, 2005 5:16:29 pm PDT #3334 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Or those creepy RealDolls(TM).

I saw a TV special about them a couple of months ago! There was one old guy, a widower, talking about his RealDoll. That was interesting.

Oh, and they also had various dildoes attached to crankshafts or something. All running on electrical power, though for some reason I'd find a pedal-operated one pretty funny.


billytea - Sep 15, 2005 5:17:14 pm PDT #3335 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

DOUBLE SLUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!

Well of course. You have a Thai hooker to slut for, after all.


Trudy Booth - Sep 15, 2005 5:18:07 pm PDT #3336 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I would OUT SLUT the Thai hooker, dammit.

Well, out suck.


billytea - Sep 15, 2005 5:19:10 pm PDT #3337 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I would OUT SLUT the Thai hooker, dammit.

Let the record show that Trudy is challenging a Thai hooker to a whore-off.


Trudy Booth - Sep 15, 2005 5:21:31 pm PDT #3338 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Challenge? HAH!

SHE would challenge ME!


billytea - Sep 15, 2005 5:24:56 pm PDT #3339 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

SHE would challenge ME!

Ok, let the record show that Trudy would be challenged by a Thai hooker.

In the end, only ONE can love you long time! WHO WILL IT BE??!?


DCJensen - Sep 15, 2005 5:35:37 pm PDT #3340 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

t Imagines Ann Robinson saying "Thai Hooker! YOU'RE theWeakestLink!"