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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Maria - Sep 01, 2005 6:12:30 pm PDT #333 of 10001

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It's just as well this is being done professionally, by which I mean someone other than me, as my interpretation of the above would be "Sticking out horizontally".

Not quite. Though I could have used you as my hairdresser in the '80s.

Girls can be silly on occasion.

Amy - Sep 01, 2005 6:23:49 pm PDT #334 of 10001

Because books.

It's still the One. True. Dress.

It really is breathtaking. I can't wait to see pictures of the wedding! And gorgeous Maria the Bride!

Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 6:29:29 pm PDT #335 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm with your Mother. If you're going to have the wedding of weddings a 120' veil is the way to go.

Gudanov - Sep 01, 2005 6:29:39 pm PDT #336 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Ack. It took forever to get Leif to sleep tonight and I still need to go to the grocery store, do at least a minimal amount of cleaning, and get to sleep since I need to go to work early tomorrow. I'm starting to feel like things are getting beyond control. The house is turning into a disaster area, the yard is getting overgrown, the cars are in need of regular service and I have no idea where I'm going to get the time to get things back in order.

Also, why does my wife seem upset that I've made a net $700 on my stock trades from my $1900 of investment money since the end of June? That surprised me.

Amy - Sep 01, 2005 6:32:41 pm PDT #337 of 10001

Because books.

{{{Gud}}}

Does your wife help you around the house? It always sounds like you've got so much of the daily burden on your shoulders?

I would be pretty happy with a net $700, myself.

Cass - Sep 01, 2005 6:32:55 pm PDT #338 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My laptop survived the keyboard being drenched in whirled chili peppers. OhThankYouSiliconeGod! There is still some key stickage but it survived! I was sure last night (when I was posting from the other room) that I had managed to kill it.

Three hours gone, and I have to meara... Wowza we talk...

I want some narcotics. Damn. Actually, today I need some narcotics.

The having them right now when I need them desperately has me profoundly grateful right now.

did I mention yummy?

And buttery and okay too.

and damn it, she deserves something nice.

She really does. I am all for pampering -t.

MISS CASS, YOU HAVE SOME SHUNNING COMING! I WAS GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU DESPITE YOUR PAST CRIMES!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm all in pain and stuff, clearly temporary insanity...

because of the Trudy/Tiajuana ban which is, alas, not pretend

I saved you from years in prison, and not the soft-core sexy kind either. You got sandals, be grateful for this. Though that border is looking real close these days.

Alright, I was arguable incompetent in Tiajuana, but I wasn't that drunk. In that case it wasn't the booze but the rampant evil.

I admit, there wasn't a lot of tequila involved. It was mostly the open selling of narcotics, sex and pretty much anything.

But there is hope. I used to have a headache almost every day, and a doozy at least once a week.

libkitty, do you know if a neurologists play with tension headaches too? Most of mine are tension-y though the more than occasional migraine pops in just to shake things up.

Watch out, I might start ragging on your cutlery habits next.

Fork in the left hand, knife in the right... What's wrong with this? (Being left-handed, sometimes it comes in handy.)

marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.

YAY!

If I can't crush at least one person's dreams a day, I'm not living up to my full potential.

Well you did nix my cunning plan to make you my doctor and crush my dream of not having to explain that I would not be talking to a doctor if Advil took care of the pain.

Your wish is my command

Pretty, pretty dress...

Also, why does my wife seem upset that I've made a net $700 on my stock trades from my $1900 of investment money since the end of June? That surprised me.

Um ... I got nothing. Except, of course, congratulations!!

Gudanov - Sep 01, 2005 6:35:22 pm PDT #339 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Does your wife help you around the house?

A bit, but not a lot since she started the home schooling. The last time we had an discussion about that sort of thing though I got "No matter how much you hate me, I hate myself worse" and I really don't want to go there again.

Thanks for the punctuation. I've got to do a post (okay rant) and run. Much to do.

Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 6:37:15 pm PDT #340 of 10001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Gud, can you have a housekeeper come in once a week?

Cashmere - Sep 01, 2005 6:43:44 pm PDT #341 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Spending our anniversary watching dysfunctional alchoholics scream at their families on stage is becoming a tradition.

Did you go to an Oasis concert?

Polter-Cow - Sep 01, 2005 6:44:18 pm PDT #342 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{Jilli}} Booo. I'm sorry.

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