I'll be in my bunk.

Jayne ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 15, 2005 6:18:12 am PDT #3144 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nonlinear Aeroelastic Simulation of a Full-Span Aircraft with Oscillating Control Surfaces issue.

This. Definitely. I always fall for those Nonlinear Aeroelastic Simulation of a Full-Span Aircraft with Oscillating Control Surfaces fellas.


Ginger - Sep 15, 2005 6:18:35 am PDT #3145 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy Birthday, Nora!

Gud, I wish I knew something magical to say to make it all better.

My default theory, Teppy, is "when in doubt, assume clueless." There's just a lot of clueless out there. It's a variation on "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence."


tommyrot - Sep 15, 2005 6:21:07 am PDT #3146 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This. Definitely. I always fall for those Nonlinear Aeroelastic Simulation of a Full-Span Aircraft with Oscillating Control Surfaces fellas.

I dunno - I got distracted when Gud was talking about the Long Cylinders Subjected to External Hydrostatic Pressure - ooh baby!


erikaj - Sep 15, 2005 6:21:08 am PDT #3147 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My crush boy thinks he is a recovering man-ho. I worry that to prove his new!Improved!fidelitous nature he will stay with this chick too long and she will fuck him up.(If he is a man-ho, I suspect that needs a more, right?) I wrote him a poem about it once.


Emily - Sep 15, 2005 6:21:24 am PDT #3148 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I can't decide if his behavior is more of a Stability of Anisotropic Laminated Rings and Long Cylinders Subjected to External Hydrostatic Pressure issue or a Nonlinear Aeroelastic Simulation of a Full-Span Aircraft with Oscillating Control Surfaces issue.

dead from the sexy.


Steph L. - Sep 15, 2005 6:26:09 am PDT #3149 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My default theory, Teppy, is "when in doubt, assume clueless."

I may just have to punch him in the throat.


Cashmere - Sep 15, 2005 6:29:47 am PDT #3150 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I may just have to punch him in the throat.

I'll come down and help. I think he loves the idea that you have a crush on him. It's an ego boost for him. And he thinks that by throwing you a bone by flirting, he's being a nice guy. Clueless booger. Mixed messages are a shitty thing to do to someone you've just shot down.


tommyrot - Sep 15, 2005 6:32:33 am PDT #3151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a gay friend who thought it was cool when straight women had crushes on him. He would flirt up a storm with these women and do other things to encourage the crushes.


JohnSweden - Sep 15, 2005 6:33:16 am PDT #3152 of 10001
I can't even.

My default theory, Teppy, is "when in doubt, assume clueless." There's just a lot of clueless out there. It's a variation on "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence."

Ginger is wise. I suspect that some combination of clueless and juliana's descriptive dance thing is closest, but tough to tell without meeting the doofus in question. As someone highly signal-oblivious myself (but hey, not -that- oblivious, I hasten to add), this would be my best guess.


Susan W. - Sep 15, 2005 6:36:31 am PDT #3153 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Thanks, y'all. I can claim all I want that I know I'm swimming against the genre current, and that therefore it may take longer to get published, but it the long run being different and having a distinctive voice are Good Things, so that's fine with me. But when it comes down to it, what I want is for the world to Recognize My Genius, preferably in the form of a three-book contract, which I would've loved to have gotten for my first book, but am prepared to accept from any of my A-list publishers this January, as soon as the WIP is out the door.

Want it all! Want it now!