Thank you, guys. These are WONDERFUL.
I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy HP - Sep 14, 2005 12:44:45 pm PDT #3027 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2005 12:46:54 pm PDT #3028 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Straight legs are your friends
Yes. As are plain-fronts. Pleats are evil on just about everyone.
I'm pretty good at finding pants that work. I need stretch material for them to fit right because of the no waist issue (my measurements are 48-42-47...no waist).
Shirts I have a hard time with and jackets are impossible. I always look boxy. Because I shied away from fitted. I shall try fitted stuff now.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2005 12:51:20 pm PDT #3029 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What To Wear: Bitches Edition
Betsy HP - Sep 14, 2005 12:55:27 pm PDT #3030 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
One thing confuses me: why does the fitted waist fit over the pooch?
Atropa - Sep 14, 2005 12:59:04 pm PDT #3031 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
One thing confuses me: why does the fitted waist fit over the pooch?
Because, if your belly is shaped at all like mine, it starts to curve outwards just below where your natural waistline is. Not the waistline located where the fashion industry has been trying to trick us about, which is anywhere from 3 to 6 inches lower than the natural waistline.
Amy - Sep 14, 2005 1:02:03 pm PDT #3032 of 10001
Because books.
Straight legs are your friends
Yes. As are plain-fronts. Pleats are evil on just about everyone.
So very true.
One thing confuses me: why does the fitted waist fit over the pooch?
Anything cut for a specific size should allow some room for the fitted factor, I think. And it really does create the illusion that you're tapered, too.
Jars - Sep 14, 2005 1:03:59 pm PDT #3033 of 10001
Also, the tapering is at the side, and especially on shirts and jackets, the front is flat panelled. As bellies are usually all sticky out in the front, the shape hides that and accentuates the shape at the side, where the waist should be.
Steph L. - Sep 14, 2005 1:11:11 pm PDT #3034 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I have to be the voice of dissent on the straight-leg jeans. I have a significant buddha belly, and straight-leg jeans look like death on me. Because they *appear* to get skinner toward the ankle, making the hip/waist/buddha area look even BIGGER. Sort of like an inverted triangle.
Perfect jeans: low-rise (but not so low my undies hang out) boot-cut, with a bit of stretch.
Boot-cut = ideal. Not as exaggerated as a flare, but wide enough that they make the thigh/hip/waist area look trimmer.
What looks good when you have a lump in the middle but are NOT pregnant?
Also, A-line dresses/skirts.
P.M. Marc - Sep 14, 2005 1:13:36 pm PDT #3035 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Steph is right on the A-lines. I can't speak to pants, as I wear pretty much exclusively drawstring pj bottoms.
Natural sodas are nice and all, but lack the artificial flavor zing I require in my pop.
brenda m - Sep 14, 2005 1:18:21 pm PDT #3036 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Perfect jeans: low-rise (but not so low my undies hang out) boot-cut, with a bit of stretch.
Enthusiastically seconded.