Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Sep 01, 2005 8:21:53 am PDT #30 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Under 30?


Sean K - Sep 01, 2005 8:25:38 am PDT #31 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Plei, sorry about the eight-legger.

My GF has me trained well enough that I can now eject most small, innocuous-looking spiders from the house on my own. I only need to call her in for the larger or more wicked-looking ones.

And I splatted on that was carrying a huge egg sac, because it looked wicked like Shelob, and, since I'd disturbed it from its nesting place, it was charging me.

I think that's what I hate most about spiders -- They can tell when you're looking at them. Most other bugs (not counting roaches) can't seem to tell.


Calli - Sep 01, 2005 8:28:24 am PDT #32 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm ok either co-existing with or evicting spiders. Actually, I find them kinda cool. OK, so Shelob was a tad freaky, but I like to think that any bug larger than a Toyota Prius will freak out most people.

Bees/wasps/hornets on the other hand . . . uggggggh! Hate hate fear hate!


Sean K - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:31 am PDT #33 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wasps and hornets are nasty, but I like bees. Bees are normally pretty nice and docile (provided they're not part of an Africanized swarm). I've always found bees to be pretty fascinating.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:43 am PDT #34 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Why is it that Dark Chocolate Hershey Kisses don't really taste like dark chocolate? It's downright discouraging, I tell you what. Even Hershey's Special Dark is a better approximation of dark chocolate.


beth b - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:43 am PDT #35 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

back is just feeling tired. Which is ok. cause it means I sit alot.


juliana - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:52 am PDT #36 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm ok either co-existing with or evicting spiders. Actually, I find them kinda cool.

Living in a basement apartment with an outside entrance has really helped my spider-appreciation along. They trap all the nasties that find their way in, and I thank them for it. I still destroy their webs whenever I'm cleaning, but I try to make sure I'm not killing them.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 8:32:14 am PDT #37 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And I splatted on that was carrying a huge egg sac

THIS IS WHAT WHITEFONT IS FOR EW EW EW EW EW


Beverly - Sep 01, 2005 8:37:50 am PDT #38 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In before 40??

OMG! I never get to do that. Okay, back to finish off 25 and catch up here.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2005 8:38:13 am PDT #39 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

The freshmen are here this week. They. Are. So. Cute.

I just want to hug them and tell them to not, you know, kill themselves.