It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Sep 01, 2005 8:25:38 am PDT #31 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Plei, sorry about the eight-legger.

My GF has me trained well enough that I can now eject most small, innocuous-looking spiders from the house on my own. I only need to call her in for the larger or more wicked-looking ones.

And I splatted on that was carrying a huge egg sac, because it looked wicked like Shelob, and, since I'd disturbed it from its nesting place, it was charging me.

I think that's what I hate most about spiders -- They can tell when you're looking at them. Most other bugs (not counting roaches) can't seem to tell.


Calli - Sep 01, 2005 8:28:24 am PDT #32 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm ok either co-existing with or evicting spiders. Actually, I find them kinda cool. OK, so Shelob was a tad freaky, but I like to think that any bug larger than a Toyota Prius will freak out most people.

Bees/wasps/hornets on the other hand . . . uggggggh! Hate hate fear hate!


Sean K - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:31 am PDT #33 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wasps and hornets are nasty, but I like bees. Bees are normally pretty nice and docile (provided they're not part of an Africanized swarm). I've always found bees to be pretty fascinating.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:43 am PDT #34 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Why is it that Dark Chocolate Hershey Kisses don't really taste like dark chocolate? It's downright discouraging, I tell you what. Even Hershey's Special Dark is a better approximation of dark chocolate.


beth b - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:43 am PDT #35 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

back is just feeling tired. Which is ok. cause it means I sit alot.


juliana - Sep 01, 2005 8:31:52 am PDT #36 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm ok either co-existing with or evicting spiders. Actually, I find them kinda cool.

Living in a basement apartment with an outside entrance has really helped my spider-appreciation along. They trap all the nasties that find their way in, and I thank them for it. I still destroy their webs whenever I'm cleaning, but I try to make sure I'm not killing them.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 8:32:14 am PDT #37 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And I splatted on that was carrying a huge egg sac

THIS IS WHAT WHITEFONT IS FOR EW EW EW EW EW


Beverly - Sep 01, 2005 8:37:50 am PDT #38 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In before 40??

OMG! I never get to do that. Okay, back to finish off 25 and catch up here.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2005 8:38:13 am PDT #39 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

The freshmen are here this week. They. Are. So. Cute.

I just want to hug them and tell them to not, you know, kill themselves.


Deena - Sep 01, 2005 8:39:26 am PDT #40 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I think we need to tell Jilli to skip like a little girl and not start the thread at the beginning.