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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 2:34:32 pm PDT #228 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Huh. I must have just had a typo in there, then.

small?

[yep, nevermind.]

Cass - Sep 01, 2005 2:34:35 pm PDT #229 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am eating stuffed salmon and drinking buttery, okay chardonnay.

Mmmmm, and I will take both oaky and okay wine. Mmmm...

My doctor is now officially a smart-ass.

I called to say that I was getting better but still on the mend and so could I please have more flexeril cause my samples are out tomorrow.

He calls me back. At work.

"I'm confused."

"Why?"

"I thought you were feeling better?"

"Why?"

"Well I am calling you and you're at work."

Sigh... I took off every bit of time he gave me but then decided that I should maybe not get fired so I am working in some pain... And I am getting better, just slowly. Which frustrates me a whole lot more than it frustrates him I bet.

Oh, and he called in the Flexeril. Offered me more samples but his office is not on the way home.

Quite the Jewish jokester, he is...

EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2005 2:42:04 pm PDT #230 of 10001

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hey Ms. Cass, is this weekend on the map for your raincheck, or should we give you more time flat on your back (paging SPP...) recovering before trying to have a playdate?

DCJensen - Sep 01, 2005 2:44:03 pm PDT #231 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{Jilli}}}

Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 2:47:16 pm PDT #232 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

50g olive oil equal to about 20 mg ibuprofen in painkilling efficacy. (So not quite a replacement therapy. But still cool!)

Glamcookie - Sep 01, 2005 2:47:17 pm PDT #233 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Jilli}}}

Here, this should give everybody a chuckle (it's a pic of me with the Conundrum from X-Files): [link]

Glamcookie - Sep 01, 2005 2:48:57 pm PDT #234 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

And for Hec, back of my recent haircut. It may not be as short as some, but I chopped of a few inches: [link]

DavidS - Sep 01, 2005 2:49:38 pm PDT #235 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And for Hec, back of my recent haircut. It may not be as short as some, but I chopped of a few inches: [link]

Good color, good nape. Good choice, I say.

Amy - Sep 01, 2005 2:50:28 pm PDT #236 of 10001

Because books.

Glommcookie is very, very cute. That is all.

Cashmere - Sep 01, 2005 2:51:20 pm PDT #237 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

And for Hec, back of my recent haircut

Oh, sweetie, I want that color!!!!

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