Do ya' think the name 'Katrina' will decline in popularity?
My whole life, I've never loved anything else.
Oz ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 5:58:36 am PDT #1794 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Sep 09, 2005 5:59:08 am PDT #1795 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
SOMEWHERE I was reading about a new line of women's dress shirts that were going to be sold by bra (34B/38DD/etc) size rather than 6/8/10 size. Except I don't remember where.
Lucky Magazine. I looked them up -- they're hella expensive.
Oops, sorry I insulted her. Though, I don't know if saying her head is big is an insult or a statement of fact. Probably an insult, if you consider intent, because she kind of freaks me out! Though her food does look good. Which is more than I can say about others, most notably Sandra Lee (shudder)
She has a big head AND her producer is addicted to the wide-angle lens thing, so whenever she leans forward, her head appears to double in size. But once I got past the look of the show (and her voice, which has an artificial softness that grates on my ears), she does make really good food.
Sandra Lee's show is an abomination unto the earth. It's not that I'm opposed to the idea of "semi-homemade" cooking, or even really opposed to a cooking show dedicated to it. But what she does is take perfectly good simple recipes and complicates them by adding canned/jarred/prepackaged foods. I have yet to see her prepare anything that wouldn't have been easier to do from scratch. Her fish'n'chips recipe had me tearing out my hair. My recipe for fish batter is fish, salt, beer (salt optional). Mix, dunk, fry. There is no need to fucking add melba toast crumbs or any other steps to this equation!! We hatess her, precious.
Connie Neil - Sep 09, 2005 6:01:13 am PDT #1796 of 10001
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Alton is the one true Food Network host. Emeril is of the devil and Racheal Ray is his cohort in evil. Iron Chef America is oodles of fun, especially when it's Iron Chef Batalli, who snarks back at Alton's commentary.
amych - Sep 09, 2005 6:01:23 am PDT #1797 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Do ya' think the name 'Katrina' will decline in popularity?
It's dropped off pretty sharply since its peak already -- I was actually thinking it might get an uptick, but then I can be morbid that way.
Also, I now have a neat project to keep me from getting any work done all day! Thanks!
Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 6:05:38 am PDT #1798 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Bobby Flay grates me though I do admit I watch his Boy Meets Grill show because I like to see his grilling techniques and recipes...
Calli - Sep 09, 2005 6:06:29 am PDT #1799 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I love Alton Brown, and sometime Tyler Florence can be kinda fun.
sj - Sep 09, 2005 6:06:48 am PDT #1800 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Can't stand Bobby Flay.
Jessica - Sep 09, 2005 6:09:33 am PDT #1801 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bobby Flay is a jackass (and I say that having temped at the Food Network and arranged for his chef's jacket to by dry-cleaned), but his cooking makes up for it. Plus, hot. At least in person.
Lee - Sep 09, 2005 6:09:44 am PDT #1802 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Gronk.
I think I need a drill sergeant to get me up and moving this morning.
Steph L. - Sep 09, 2005 6:09:50 am PDT #1803 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I've said this a million times, I'm sure, but one of my brother's goals in life is to beat the crap out of Bobby Flay.