Why couldn't her nephew have a year-long engagement complete with angsty bridezilla drama? It's the American way, dammit!

Mayhap the bride is in the family way.

I made cupcakes today. They are soooo goooooood. I've already spoiled my dinner.

Did we have a conversation about the origins of the word honeymoon around here recently? Can anyone Nilly me?

I spoiled my dinner with Tab and Fritos. Cupcakes are smarter.

Every time I glance at this thread time, I see "Damn right I'm MPREG!"

My brain, it is an ugly ugly place.

Oh. That's not just me.

I had to cancel my hair appointment for tonight. My neck is still too sore. I don't think I could handle having my head back in the sink, and I'm too tired of it hurting to try. I *SO* need a haircut, I can't stand it, never mind the color.

Ugh. Email from my dad - a close friend of my mom's just died. I need this day to end so I can get the hell out of here and drink. And figure out if I can fit a trip up to Ottawa into all the craxy ass travel I might have to do in the next few weeks.

Mayhap the bride is in the family way.

Now, that would be old school of them, to rush a wedding because of a pregnancy!

I guess this is what I get for being so determined to make the editor/agent panel so much better than last year's (which also only featured four people), because I'm just so well-organized and so good at this kind of thing!

And naturally the editor who canceled back in July and this agent were the ones I was most hoping to make contact with for the sake of pushing my own work. Le sigh.

I like Sew-Sew's method of repurposing.

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That's not dedication. Goat. Goat says dedication.

What is this, Summerisle? I'll flush some goldfish. That's my final offer. Okay, I'll throw in some some daddy-longlegs too, the creepy little bastards.

I like Sew-Sew's method of repurposing.

I like it too, but I'm not willing to spend that amount of money for something I can do on my own (and probably with better-quality trims) in an evening.