Trust me. Parents who name their children weird shit will NEVER get why their children are a wee bit miffed at them.
I swear, we need a support group.
I'm searching for supportive things and I'm coming up all bras. That's probably because I love your name. It's beautiful, and evokes a beautiful image. I would be far too chicken to name my child such a unique name, mind you, and I know it must be a pain in the neck, but it is truly beautiful.
Apple's just damned silly.
See, at least people can spell Apple and it's not a plural noun.
Try being Apple when she starts to develop.
at least people can spell Apple and it's not a plural noun.
Gwynie wasn't trying hard enough -- clearly she really meant to name the child "Appyls"
Although, if she's her mother's daughter, perhaps that won't be an issue.
I've been sitting here, wanting to type something that would clearly represent a sizzle noise. I think the problem is sizzle is pretty onomatopoeic as it is, and yet not quite onomatopoeic enough.
Trust me. Parents who name their children weird shit will NEVER get why their children are a wee bit miffed at them.
I was given a name no one could pronounce or spell until 90210. And there are some who still can't pronounce or spell it.
And it's only exacerbated by parents who think it's the perfect name for a GIRL.
Apple may turn out to be one of the ones that doesn't mind.
I
think her name is weirder than mine, but I'm sure there are observers that think both our parents are equally batshit.
I've been sitting here, wanting to type something that would clearly represent a sizzle noise. I think the problem is sizzle is pretty onomatopoeic as it is, and yet not quite onomatopoeic enough.
How about "sssszzzzzzzz!"?