See, at least people can spell Apple and it's not a plural noun.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Sep 08, 2005 9:17:49 am PDT #1575 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Topic!Cindy - Sep 08, 2005 9:19:25 am PDT #1576 of 10001
What is even happening?
Try being Apple when she starts to develop.
amych - Sep 08, 2005 9:19:44 am PDT #1577 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
at least people can spell Apple and it's not a plural noun.
Gwynie wasn't trying hard enough -- clearly she really meant to name the child "Appyls"
Topic!Cindy - Sep 08, 2005 9:19:53 am PDT #1578 of 10001
What is even happening?
Although, if she's her mother's daughter, perhaps that won't be an issue.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 08, 2005 9:20:36 am PDT #1579 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ooh, burn!
Topic!Cindy - Sep 08, 2005 9:24:51 am PDT #1580 of 10001
What is even happening?
I've been sitting here, wanting to type something that would clearly represent a sizzle noise. I think the problem is sizzle is pretty onomatopoeic as it is, and yet not quite onomatopoeic enough.
dw - Sep 08, 2005 9:28:01 am PDT #1581 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
Trust me. Parents who name their children weird shit will NEVER get why their children are a wee bit miffed at them.
I was given a name no one could pronounce or spell until 90210. And there are some who still can't pronounce or spell it.
And it's only exacerbated by parents who think it's the perfect name for a GIRL.
§ ita § - Sep 08, 2005 9:29:13 am PDT #1582 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Apple may turn out to be one of the ones that doesn't mind. I think her name is weirder than mine, but I'm sure there are observers that think both our parents are equally batshit.
Steph L. - Sep 08, 2005 9:31:46 am PDT #1583 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I've been sitting here, wanting to type something that would clearly represent a sizzle noise. I think the problem is sizzle is pretty onomatopoeic as it is, and yet not quite onomatopoeic enough.
How about "sssszzzzzzzz!"?
erikaj - Sep 08, 2005 9:34:34 am PDT #1584 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Like Plei's name. Why Apple? Has she ever said?