Okay, Juliana is official excused from other forms of entertainment.
I will think about the tats when I get home. I could send you my top few choices if you want, in case some of them get a negative response.
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Okay, Juliana is official excused from other forms of entertainment.
I will think about the tats when I get home. I could send you my top few choices if you want, in case some of them get a negative response.
Favorite trashy (country) song titles:
"For the Tears I've Cried Have Washed 'I Love You' from the Blackboard of my Heart"
and the unforgettable "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through those Goal Posts of Life"
I'm not making this up, you know.
"Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed"
"I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer."
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate my Home" (although mine looks like I already have)
"Does the Spearmint Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight"
"Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait"
This struck me as an unofficial Bitches anthem: "Bored Can't Cope Want Out"
Or, possibly I'm just flashing on past IM with Ple.
I'm having a sucky day.
Everything I do is off.
I ordered a milk shake at lunch, knocked the whole thing off my desk and now have a big sticky splotch on my rug (at work) and the flies are gathering.
Want to go home now.
{sumi}
I want a milk shake now. Perhaps I shall take the route home past the Ciao Bella that does coffee smoothies.