Favorite trashy (country) song titles:
"For the Tears I've Cried Have Washed 'I Love You' from the Blackboard of my Heart"
and the unforgettable "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through those Goal Posts of Life"
I'm not making this up, you know.
Overwhelming? How much more than whelming would that be exactly?
Anya ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Sep 07, 2005 11:53:21 am PDT #1310 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Ginger - Sep 07, 2005 11:54:45 am PDT #1311 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed"
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 11:55:48 am PDT #1312 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer."
Toddson - Sep 07, 2005 11:57:45 am PDT #1313 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate my Home" (although mine looks like I already have)
Ginger - Sep 07, 2005 12:00:18 pm PDT #1314 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Does the Spearmint Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight"
"Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait"
Aims - Sep 07, 2005 12:08:55 pm PDT #1315 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
DavidS - Sep 07, 2005 12:11:11 pm PDT #1316 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This struck me as an unofficial Bitches anthem: "Bored Can't Cope Want Out"
Or, possibly I'm just flashing on past IM with Ple.
sumi - Sep 07, 2005 12:18:36 pm PDT #1317 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I'm having a sucky day.
Everything I do is off.
I ordered a milk shake at lunch, knocked the whole thing off my desk and now have a big sticky splotch on my rug (at work) and the flies are gathering.
Want to go home now.
Jessica - Sep 07, 2005 12:19:52 pm PDT #1318 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
{sumi}
I want a milk shake now. Perhaps I shall take the route home past the Ciao Bella that does coffee smoothies.
Deena - Sep 07, 2005 12:20:35 pm PDT #1319 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara