...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 11:27:11 am PDT #122 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh juliana, I think they'd both look fantastic on you.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:31:29 am PDT #123 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'll get something that looks like this, but in red.

j, you would look hot with hair down to your ass, you betcha. But that first cut doesn't look any more difficult to maintain than the second one.

My hair is all re-shortified, as of Monday, and my stylist and I made plans to color my hair brown in another couple of months. Something new and wintery.


EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2005 11:33:59 am PDT #124 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I wish you lived closer just so I could

Me too! (I might have filled in my own blanks here a little)

Ah, it's the chorus of There Really Should Be a Buffista Island again. Such a plaintive refrain.

Why am I not in San Diego today instead of here in meetings?

With two charming ladies who'd be pleased as punch to be nice to you? Why indeed? Quite the questionable decision-making, that.

It's been twitchy near mom's house too. Swarm of little earthquakes yesterday. And by swarm, I mean over a hundred and by little, I mean nothing much over 4.5 and by yesterday, I mean I haven't checked today.

How big of a dork am I that I get whiny 'cuz I never feel earthquakes?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 01, 2005 11:41:07 am PDT #125 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Spider gone, Plei? Good good.

T. Gigantea? Yup, they are big buggers. And fast. Held the world record for spider speed until 1987. they've been clocked at 1.73 ft / sec or something.

Anyway, I had to go into the basement last night because I'd forgot to shut a window. I caught two T Giganteas who had obviously frozen in place because they were all "What the fuck? Where'd the light come from?"

Anyway, I chucked them outside. One was about 3" across, the other 3.5". And I ain't talking flattened out, that's just how big they are with their legs in a standard posture.

I'm afraid of spiders too, just less so than Jilli.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:41:11 am PDT #126 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have a modest proposal (no, there will be no baby-eating -- except maybe the toes....) -- how would people feel about the idea of making Bitches a Hurricane-Free Zone?

By that, I just mean this: it's totally normal for people to be talking about the hurricane and its aftermath; this is a disaster of staggering proportions, and I don't say that lightly. That said, the news reports are upsetting me so much (as well they should), every time someone posts a snippet of an article about death and mayhem, I just want to BEG for a bullshit consensus to make one thread (*any* thread; I don't care which, but I need to know which one to go to) a hurricane-free zone.

I'm not saying people shouldn't talk about it, but I was wondering if it might be possible to bullshit consense on making Bitches a respite from the hurricane discussion?

PLEASE don't think I'm trying to steamroll the thread/board, because if people think it's a bad idea, that's fine. I won't throw a fit.

It's just an idea, to create an oasis of calm.


Lee - Sep 01, 2005 11:42:44 am PDT #127 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was just coming to suggest the same thing, Steph. I consense.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 11:43:15 am PDT #128 of 10001
What is even happening?

My bullshit consenses with Steph's. I have been talking about it, but there are times when I need to read/talk about anything but.


EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2005 11:43:50 am PDT #129 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

there are times when I need to read/talk about anything but

Cindy stated my thoughts for me.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2005 11:44:36 am PDT #130 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I consense with Steph, yes indeed.


brenda m - Sep 01, 2005 11:47:46 am PDT #131 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I had the same thought a moment ago reading Natter. Works for me.