I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 01, 2005 11:41:07 am PDT #125 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Spider gone, Plei? Good good.

T. Gigantea? Yup, they are big buggers. And fast. Held the world record for spider speed until 1987. they've been clocked at 1.73 ft / sec or something.

Anyway, I had to go into the basement last night because I'd forgot to shut a window. I caught two T Giganteas who had obviously frozen in place because they were all "What the fuck? Where'd the light come from?"

Anyway, I chucked them outside. One was about 3" across, the other 3.5". And I ain't talking flattened out, that's just how big they are with their legs in a standard posture.

I'm afraid of spiders too, just less so than Jilli.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:41:11 am PDT #126 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I have a modest proposal (no, there will be no baby-eating -- except maybe the toes....) -- how would people feel about the idea of making Bitches a Hurricane-Free Zone?

By that, I just mean this: it's totally normal for people to be talking about the hurricane and its aftermath; this is a disaster of staggering proportions, and I don't say that lightly. That said, the news reports are upsetting me so much (as well they should), every time someone posts a snippet of an article about death and mayhem, I just want to BEG for a bullshit consensus to make one thread (*any* thread; I don't care which, but I need to know which one to go to) a hurricane-free zone.

I'm not saying people shouldn't talk about it, but I was wondering if it might be possible to bullshit consense on making Bitches a respite from the hurricane discussion?

PLEASE don't think I'm trying to steamroll the thread/board, because if people think it's a bad idea, that's fine. I won't throw a fit.

It's just an idea, to create an oasis of calm.


Lee - Sep 01, 2005 11:42:44 am PDT #127 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was just coming to suggest the same thing, Steph. I consense.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 11:43:15 am PDT #128 of 10001
What is even happening?

My bullshit consenses with Steph's. I have been talking about it, but there are times when I need to read/talk about anything but.


EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2005 11:43:50 am PDT #129 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

there are times when I need to read/talk about anything but

Cindy stated my thoughts for me.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2005 11:44:36 am PDT #130 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I consense with Steph, yes indeed.


brenda m - Sep 01, 2005 11:47:46 am PDT #131 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I had the same thought a moment ago reading Natter. Works for me.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:49:24 am PDT #132 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

NOTE: any other kind of trauma is fine. Get a hangnail? Post about it! Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Link us to the live webcam!

So, not trauma-free; just specific hurricane trauma free.

Though levity is always nice.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 11:49:59 am PDT #133 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know a lot of us go to Natter, but it's not a complete cross-over. Should we mention it over there or somewhere, in case the talk is getting too much for any of the Natterers who don't usually come in here?


tommyrot - Sep 01, 2005 11:50:02 am PDT #134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NOTE: any other kind of trauma is fine.

Even spider-related?