So what we're saying here is that Emily doesn't get a nice funeral arrangement?
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:19 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:19 am PDT #1185 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Say a little prayer for I"Huh? What song?
Nora Deirdre - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:47 am PDT #1186 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
whee, I am going to Columbus to visit with my niece and nephew! I get to babysit them on the Saturday night I'm there because my sister and BIL are going to a wedding! Wheeeee!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 07, 2005 8:36:11 am PDT #1187 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yes, WBTC is a dreadful song, but anyone who thinks it's the worst song ever hasn't stopped to ponder "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro or "Billy, Don't Be a Hero."
Or "Having my baby."
And are we including holiday songs? Because, if so, then the award of worst song of all time (holiday and non-holiday, inclusive) goes to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Even the dogs barking Jingle Bells is better than that. Hell, even that song from Titanic is better than that.
Oh come now. You may not believe in Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
I mean, if we're going to hit Dr. Demento stuff "My name is Larry" is so much worse.
Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:37:19 am PDT #1188 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Can I nominated "Proud to be an American"?
Oooh -- how about the ::shudder:: John Ashcroft song??
Jessica - Sep 07, 2005 8:37:33 am PDT #1189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica, I had a dream with you in it last night! There was... cooking or eating involved.
Neato!
"Tell Laura I looooooove herrrrrr"
I love this song unabashedly. It's just so big and sincere and cheesy and about FIREY DEATH. (Sharon Stone's character in Broken Flowers is named Laura, and has (had) a husband who died in a racecar crash. Ithink I was the only one in the screening room who laughed at that.)
Emily - Sep 07, 2005 8:37:46 am PDT #1190 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Huh? What song?
Paula Cole, "I Don't Wanna Wait" (the Dawson's Creek song).
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
Then see the peace in every eye...
Frankenbuddha - Sep 07, 2005 8:38:05 am PDT #1191 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I did refrain from posting anything by Billy Ray Cyrus.
And I thank you from the bottom of my....wait for it...achey breaky heart.
lisah - Sep 07, 2005 8:40:00 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
So open up your morning light,
and say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
Then see the peace in every eye...oh man. And she rhymed 'I' with 'eye'. That almost bugs me more.
Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2005 8:41:47 am PDT #1193 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
This is a song, la la la la
Elmo's song.
That is a GOOD song. And why? Because I sang it "This is the song, la la la la, ELLEN'S song." And Ellen liked it. So it was good.