My daughter was telling made-up jokes the other night. They were kind of random, but there was one I liked that she just made up.
Q: Why did the orange roll across the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't there.
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Sep 07, 2005 5:10:16 am PDT #1103 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 5:10:40 am PDT #1104 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
billytea, I can't remember -- are you in Canberra? Because if you are, you need to attend the Earthly Delights historical dance group's Pirates of the Caribbean Costume Ball (scroll down that page a wee bit), to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Seriously.
t edit Yarrrrrrr.
juliana - Sep 07, 2005 5:15:42 am PDT #1105 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Gronklies.
I miss the meara-ing, too, (almost as much as I miss the meara herself!), but I can't seem to that much in my head these days.
Good luck to everyone starting school today!
Gud, that's an adorable joke.
SuziQ - Sep 07, 2005 5:18:01 am PDT #1106 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Pokes head in. Hey All. I feel like a little kid with all the skipping I've been doing lately.
Gud - awwwwwwwwww.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 07, 2005 5:47:51 am PDT #1107 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hate the way my awful co-worker says "Oooo-kaay" whenever you answer a question (usually it involves her having to do something) that indicates her distaste for the task at hand and doubting your sanity for asking anything of her.
DavidS - Sep 07, 2005 5:58:05 am PDT #1108 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steinman produced "This Corrosion" by the Sisters of Mercy. Which causes me to forgive him for a lot of other things.
In a rare bit of Baseball / Goth intersection, Billy Beane - the General Manager of the A's - has gone on record saying that it his life's ambition to put a baseball team on the field that is as great as "This Corrsion." He's a big music fan.
In other Meatloaf news, you all know that he played Eddie in RHPS, but did you know that Mr. Loaf was also the lead singer for Ted Nugent for a few key albums?
Amy - Sep 07, 2005 6:04:52 am PDT #1109 of 10001
Because books.
did you know that Mr. Loaf was also the lead singer for Ted Nugent for a few key albums?
Mr. Loaf. Heh.
Amy - Sep 07, 2005 6:06:06 am PDT #1110 of 10001
Because books.
Frosted Flakes:
Hec, tell me again what that hair site you usually link to is? I need to get mine cut again, and I need to go (even) shorter.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 6:08:43 am PDT #1111 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What would Buffista women in need of haircuts do without Hec?
SuziQ - Sep 07, 2005 6:09:22 am PDT #1112 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I think I just heard Hec smile from my side of the bay.