Man, I remember when my period didn't hurt so much. Was this a necessary after-effect of pregnancy?

Maybe it's a way for your body to trick you into wanting another pregnancy?

Ah, it's the chorus of There Really Should Be a Buffista Island again. Such a plaintive refrain

Why didn't I win the $140 million lottery this weekend? Oh, right, because I didn't buy a ticket...

And, again, if you plan to shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, hook up the streaming webcam first and give us a link

Something makes me think Teppy is a little TOO interested in the snuff porn...

He's in 4th Grade as of yesterday.

Holy CRAP, are you JOKING?? How is he in FOURTH grade already? I thought he was in like...second!!

I really don't need to keep books that I just liked okay and will never read again just because they're books!

See, this is where I deviate from the Clean Sweep people. I could use their help for everything else in the house, but...BOOKS!

So, today during a break, a classmate approached me and asked me out

People DO that? Sweet!

paid no attention to my finances for several months. Can you send me some money for gas and groceries?

Considering the type of gas these days, that's not really a huge surprise...

OMG she's the magical killing baby from The 4400!

This is exactly what I thought!!!

It's Flexcar in Chicago, and they keep a couple of cars in the parking lot of a restaurant near me

There's both a Flexcar and a Zipcar within about 100 feet of my building. Which would be convenient if I didn't have a car. Except I have to drive to work. So.

But, but, notebooks, different colored highlighters, mulit-colored page stickey-thingies, new books, pens, and, and new teachers teaching new things! New topics to discuss, new really stupid questions to ask in class, the stacks in the library. Mmmmm, old book smell.

Oh, Sail. That so sums it up. I'm so jealous of the students out there. (In part becuase it's like there's a big "RESET" button twice a year!)

(In part becuase it's like there's a big "RESET" button twice a year!)

It's like an intellectual theme park, a little more expensive than Great America, but there's a new ride every 4 months!

Holy CRAP, are you JOKING?? How is he in FOURTH grade already? I thought he was in like...second!!

Have you seen the most recent picture of him?

Fourth grade? Huh, same as my nephew. Somehow I thought Emmett was older than him.

Drive by post to say that I am absolutely in love with both Daniel and dw.

Considering that I had been thinking, just before he joined in on the Air Supply quotage, that if that were Daniel, I would have to commit domestic violence, it might be safer if you took him away, Maidengurl.

A nice new coat with cross-your-heart sleeves optional.

Have you seen the most recent picture of him?

Your son is former A's OF Eric Byrnes?

I order pizza online all the time. I hate the phone.

Back hurts. I unlike this. And yes, I am calling my doctor again tomorrow. We're either getting a whole lot more narcotics or we're going irradiate me in some way.

I should go rummage for dinner. However Chef Boyardee is icky to me.

Your son is former A's OF Eric Byrnes?

Heh. Not quite, but he was distraught when they traded him away. Obviously there's a hairdo influence. Though all the A's are fairly shaggy this year.

However Chef Boyardee is icky to me.

And Cass is unsurprisingly me. Bobby makes the stuff for himself all the time. I can't stand the smell and won't make it for him.

Well, I stayed up to watch TDS but now it is time for bed. Jon, as usual, was worth the delay of sleep.

G'night Bitches.

I still like Beefaroni. Yeah, I know it's crazy.