No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Jun 12, 2008 7:18:54 am PDT #8627 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Awesome. Color me intensely green with jealousy.


Sue - Jun 12, 2008 7:20:43 am PDT #8628 of 10003
hip deep in pie

What Corwood said.


Jon B. - Jun 12, 2008 7:37:26 am PDT #8629 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Glad you got tix, Tom. I'm more than a little annoyed that you have to show up in person with photo ID to claim them. What about us out of towners?


Tom Scola - Jun 12, 2008 7:40:12 am PDT #8630 of 10003
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

I've got one extra ticket; it would be awesome if you could come down. We'd have to ditch FAQWife, though.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 12, 2008 7:41:11 am PDT #8631 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Congrats Tom. Also jealous.


Jon B. - Jun 12, 2008 7:43:49 am PDT #8632 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That's incredibly kind of you to offer!! But I don't think that the ditching would go over too well.


Tom Scola - Jun 12, 2008 7:45:46 am PDT #8633 of 10003
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

We could probably leave her in Strand for a few hours, and she won't even notice we're gone.


Steph L. - Jun 12, 2008 7:56:25 am PDT #8634 of 10003
That which does not kill you should RUN

Tom, I see a future career for you as an event planner for people who are forced to invite people they really don't want to be at the event. Like inviting one's co-workers to a wedding, inviting in-laws to, well, anything, etc.


Jon B. - Jun 12, 2008 8:23:14 am PDT #8635 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

We could probably leave her in Strand for a few hours, and she won't even notice we're gone.

It's funny 'cause it's true! t /homer


lisah - Jun 12, 2008 9:22:13 am PDT #8636 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Color me intensely green with jealousy.

GOD! Me too!!! seriously.