Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


shrift - Jan 29, 2008 9:50:25 am PST #7113 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I would just like to mention that Cobra Starship + tiny venue = so much fun, I'm surprised it's legal.


Jon B. - Jan 30, 2008 2:26:39 am PST #7114 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

This one's for Corwood:

Hans Groiner Plays Monk

On the one hand, Mr. Monk had obvious talents, but on the other hand, his piano playing was very messy, and his songs had many funny notes and rhythms. Over the many years that I have been studying his music, I have grown to the conclusion that his songs would be much better, and much more popular, if many of the dissonances, or "wrong notes," were removed. With my new CD, "Hans Groiner Plays Monk," I have done just that.


Hayden - Jan 30, 2008 6:22:33 am PST #7115 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Wow, talk about your profound point-missing. I wonder if he'll clean up Cecil Taylor next.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2008 6:23:50 am PST #7116 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The name "Hans Groiner" sounds like something out of Pynchon.


Hayden - Jan 30, 2008 6:27:18 am PST #7117 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Pynchon is a musician, y'know. Maybe this is one of his jokes.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2008 6:28:52 am PST #7118 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It wouldn't at all surprise me. After agreeing to do THE SIMPSONS cameo, nothing he does would surprise me.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2008 6:32:07 am PST #7119 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I first read the quote (without going to the myspace page) I just assumed it was parody....

A lot of the comments seem to think this is a joke.


Hayden - Jan 30, 2008 6:39:22 am PST #7120 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ah, I didn't read the comments and only played a tiny piece of one of the compositions. Someone already made that Cecil Taylor joke.


Jon B. - Jan 30, 2008 7:06:57 am PST #7121 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

It's definitely a parody. You need to watch the embedded youtube video on the page.


Hayden - Jan 30, 2008 7:36:57 am PST #7122 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Well, he does come from the same Austrian village as Hitler.