My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


IAmNotReallyASpring - Mar 29, 2007 2:41:33 pm PDT #5477 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

That's not how you use a breathing apparatus!


Tom Scola - Mar 29, 2007 2:58:19 pm PDT #5478 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Why are they entering a Benny Hill sketch in a song competition?


Fred Pete - Mar 29, 2007 3:35:58 pm PDT #5479 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

I actually like the song. It's a fun, mindless novelty. With a few too many obvious double entendres. (Check out "For Sure," for another example of their work without the double entendres. Another slice of fun, mindless uptempo danceable pop.)

On the other hand, whoever decided to take the "airline service" theme and run with it for the choreography should have their artistic license revoked.


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2007 5:24:24 pm PDT #5480 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chocolate Jesus Angers Catholics


JZ - Mar 29, 2007 5:46:19 pm PDT #5481 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, a naked anatomically correct chocolate Jesus does sound kind of tacky; however, Bill Donohue really needs to shut his cakehole and stop pretending he has the authority to bitch and whine for all Catholics everywhere. 'Cause he doesn't. Thanks a heap, asshat. Now (a) we look even prissier and whinier and hissy-fittier than we did before, and (b) you've just tripled or quadrupled the publicity for the stupid wad of chocolate. I'm sure the artist is thanking you, moron.

Though now I'm all curious about the artist. This sounds intriguing:

Cavallaro, who was raised in Canada and Italy, is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying 5 tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.


Jon B. - Mar 29, 2007 11:23:48 pm PDT #5482 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Angers Some Catholics" would have been more accurate.

Why are we discussing this in Music?


Theodosia - Mar 30, 2007 12:17:02 am PDT #5483 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think tommyrot posted in the wrong topic. Unless it's a musical Chocolate Jesus, which would be cool.


esse - Mar 30, 2007 12:53:23 am PDT #5484 of 10003
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Musical Chocolate Jesus: The New West End Production by Alan Bennett!


Theodosia - Mar 30, 2007 1:14:12 am PDT #5485 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

'Chocolate Jesus' would also be a cool name for a band.


bicyclops - Mar 30, 2007 2:10:20 am PDT #5486 of 10003

I think tommyrot's making a Tom Waits reference.