She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


bicyclops - Mar 30, 2007 2:10:20 am PDT #5486 of 10003

I think tommyrot's making a Tom Waits reference.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 4:12:54 am PDT #5487 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think tommyrot's making a Tom Waits reference.

Yes.

Seems to have caused more confusion than anything....


IAmNotReallyASpring - Mar 30, 2007 4:44:58 am PDT #5488 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

Cavallaro, who was raised in Canada and Italy, is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying 5 tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.

That's the kind of art that makes me think the world hasn't enough pager salesmen.


esse - Mar 30, 2007 4:47:14 am PDT #5489 of 10003
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

So winging it back around, does anyone have "Puzzle" by Ephemera they could put up on BR2? It's one of the tracks I lost.


Jon B. - Mar 30, 2007 5:01:39 am PDT #5490 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That\'s the kind of art that makes me think the world hasn\'t enough pager salesmen.

So that the paper salesman could kidnap the artist to see what gives him his super food-art-making power?


DavidS - Mar 30, 2007 8:15:48 am PDT #5491 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Today's YouTube Pick Hit: "Everyday I Have To Cry" - Dusty Springfield

Note the immaculate bouffant bob and full-on panda eyes.


IAmNotReallyASpring - Mar 30, 2007 2:24:28 pm PDT #5492 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

So that the paper salesman could kidnap the artist to see what gives him his super food-art-making power?

So reads my Heroes/The Office crossover fic. Actually, it was 'paGer salesmen', whose numbers are dwindling because they're selling an obsolete product, and yet they're still much more necessary than hotel mozzarellaing awww-tists. So I was joking that I'd prefer he go become... uh, the explanation for this joke is so involute, I don't know why I ever though it was a crack worth making. Also, I've probably offended an entire pager salesmen's union that lurks here.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2007 2:44:14 pm PDT #5493 of 10003
What is even happening?

I totally got it, and I swear I just recently saw an episode of some comedy involving a pager salesman. Was that from a UK episode of The Office? I kept associating it with a new US sitcom, 30 Rock.


IAmNotReallyASpring - Mar 30, 2007 2:57:52 pm PDT #5494 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

You're right with 30 Rock; Liz's ex-boyfirend was The Pager King. "I'm expecting a phone call from 1983."


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 4:31:50 pm PDT #5495 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... this is the wrongest thing in Wrongtownland....

You know the Johny Cash video for his cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt"? This is a parody. Starring Kermit the Frog: [link]

NSFW because of drug use. And sex. Seriously, if you don't want your memories of Kermit sullied, don't watch this. OTOH, it is pretty damn funny, in a sick and wrong way....