No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tina f. - Feb 24, 2006 10:07:22 am PST #2317 of 10003

Here are mine/the ones I like from C.I.'s liner notes:

• Song from an album that you denounced as crap before ever hearing but now like
• A song with an exclamation point in the title
• A song from the top 25 on the Play Count list on your iPod
• A song released the year you turned 21 (you didn't have to know about it then necessarily)
• A song dedicated to your nemesis (or who you imagine your nemesis to be)
• A song by an artist introduced to you by an ex that you can still listen to without wanting to punch things or throw up
• A song you first knew only from seeing its video
• A really great song from a mediocre band
• A song about committing a crime
• A song from a tribute or charity album
• A song about kissing
• A good song that is on almost any jukebox in almost any bar
• A song with a year in the title
• A song about traveling
• A song that references another song by the same artist

ETA:

I like these a lot:

• Quotes another song, either in the music or words
• Makes you want to get high, drunk...
• Features a great bridge

ETA the second. A few more of my own:

• A song you think you sing really well
• Your favorite song to play air guitar to
• A song that does not feature a guitar or a piano as the main instrument


Michele T. - Feb 24, 2006 10:18:18 am PST #2318 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Board-related categories would be cool, too, like:

  • A song that makes you think of BTVS that was never used on the show.
  • A song by a band you found through the Buffistas.
  • A song by a band that you could have, but didn't, write about for Lost in The Grooves.

Other suggestions:

  • An upbeat song about a sad thing.
  • Midnight driving in the rain music.
  • A song about buildings and/or food.

I have my cross-genre cover picked out already, not that I want that to influence Corwood *g*


Sue - Feb 24, 2006 10:24:08 am PST #2319 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I would like to add

  • More cowbell: A song containing that essential instrument (and maybe this is played out since iTunes did their list, but I have the perfect song!)
  • Words to music: a song that was originally, or quotes heavily, a literary work. (Example: One of Many by Vic Chesnutt. Lyrics are a Stevie Smith Poem)
  • A song you cannot not dance to.


Hayden - Feb 24, 2006 10:29:13 am PST #2320 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Excellent categories!

I have my cross-genre cover picked out already

Hey, I had you in mind when I wrote it. And where's msbelle? Does she know about this?


Hayden - Feb 24, 2006 11:10:37 am PST #2321 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

This cracked me right up.


Sean K - Feb 24, 2006 11:14:43 am PST #2322 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Will we settle on a final list of categories, or will we just pick from the vast lists being provided now?


Jon B. - Feb 24, 2006 11:20:59 am PST #2323 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Corwood will settle on a final list.


Sean K - Feb 24, 2006 11:21:50 am PST #2324 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Excellent.


Jon B. - Feb 24, 2006 11:28:05 am PST #2325 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

This cracked me right up.

Indie-tastic!


erinaceous - Feb 24, 2006 11:33:18 am PST #2326 of 10003
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

I *love* these categories, but the ones needing actual knowledge of music theory and/or structure may need some handholding. Could I tell you what part of any song is the bridge, without guessing? No. Unless it's the live version of "Sunkeneyed Girl," where he says "this song doesn't have a bridge."