Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Feb 16, 2006 10:32:11 am PST #2230 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks! Unfortunately, our jokes are funny only to me. On the inside, I am exactly like Pagliacci.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2006 10:43:29 am PST #2231 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Benny Profane from Pynchon's V

Oooh, I always thought somebody should be a Pynchon cover band. He's got songs all over the place. You'd have to call them The Paranoids, of course.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 16, 2006 10:52:20 am PST #2232 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

|>P--


lisah - Feb 16, 2006 10:53:25 am PST #2233 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Unfortunately, our jokes are funny only to me.

Ha ha! I sometimes think that too! (That my stuff is only funny to me..not to you.)


Hayden - Feb 16, 2006 11:16:55 am PST #2234 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That my stuff is only funny to me..not to you.

It's more curse than blessing.


Michele T. - Feb 16, 2006 12:28:21 pm PST #2235 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

I have the lyrics to Isaiah Two-Four's band's big hit from Vineland permanently stuck in my head: "Fuck you, mister/ Fuck your sister/ Fuck your pop/ Hey! I'm a cop!"


Michele T. - Feb 16, 2006 12:29:26 pm PST #2236 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

And of course the great lawn-care-service jingle from that same book: "A lawn savant who'll lop a treee-ah / nobody beats Marquis de Sod!"


Michele T. - Feb 16, 2006 12:30:02 pm PST #2237 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Man, now I need to take like a month off to reread Mason & Dixon. That's problematic, scheduling-wise.


Hayden - Feb 16, 2006 12:33:46 pm PST #2238 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Takeshi Fumimota and I have both written songs about Myrna Loy. It's meta-meta!


Hayden - Feb 16, 2006 9:01:55 pm PST #2239 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A bit tipsy while posting. Gig went very well. House rocked, friends saying kind friendy things, roof on fire. Wore suit, which was fashionable but sweltering. Lost ability to use pronouns.