Don't remember the comedian (Chris Rock?) but someone had the great line about MJ, only in America could a poor black child grow up to be a rich white man.
I think the line was "...grow up to be a rich white woman."
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
tommyrot - Dec 13, 2005 11:13:06 am PST #1538 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
joe boucher - Dec 13, 2005 11:22:49 am PST #1539 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
I think the line was "...grow up to be a rich white woman."
Possibly, but I like it the other way. Hard to believe that if he wanted to be a woman (or look more like one) he wouldn't have bigger implants than any of his sisters. He's not one for half measures when it comes to freakitude. Plus the pedophile jokes are just funnier if he's a guy. Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? He heard that boys' pants were half off.
erikaj - Dec 13, 2005 11:41:48 am PST #1540 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec's doppleganger isn't freaky-evil...he's HOA, chamber of commerce, uptight evil. Wears high waters and thinks the world lost something when "gay' stopped meaning "happy".
IAmNotReallyASpring - Dec 13, 2005 12:22:14 pm PST #1541 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel
No, but I know one of the contributors -- Stewart Mason.
That name is ringing a bell. Does he write elsewhere?
Jon B. - Dec 13, 2005 12:53:13 pm PST #1542 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That name is ringing a bell. Does he write elsewhere?
I dunno. I only know him because he married a big fan of my radio station -- I woman who contributes generously every year during our fundraiser.
Oh! Someone (I'm looking at you, Hec) will appreciate this -- he and his wife met on the Loud Family listserv.
DavidS - Dec 13, 2005 2:10:42 pm PST #1543 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Someone (I'm looking at you, Hec) will appreciate this -- he and his wife met on the Loud Family listserv.
Someone like me and the poster with the Loud Family lyric for a board name right above you.
Jon B. - Dec 13, 2005 3:49:09 pm PST #1544 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Oh... duh.
tina f. - Dec 14, 2005 6:04:59 am PST #1545 of 10003
Bob Dylan is getting his own radio show. (And isn't it about time they gave that kid a break?)
My crazy music obsession of this week is M.Ward and in particular his recently released cover of "Green River" by CCR (it's for a charity of his). You can download it at emusic or you can get it off buffistarawk in about five minutes. It's sooooo good.
Smiths lovers: this band is clearly talented and are serious Morrissey-devotees: [link]
You can download an mp3 of a good song off their EP called "The Start of Something" from their site.
Hayden - Dec 14, 2005 6:49:35 am PST #1546 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
tina f. - Dec 14, 2005 7:06:18 am PST #1547 of 10003
Jon, every time I go to update my BoC podcast I keep getting the 12/2 show. Whyfor isn't the 12/9 show available? I mean - not to nag - but I'm having one of those musicjunkie days and I need my fix man.