Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 8:13:35 am PDT #563 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Steve Guttenberg trying to kill her off to get sympathy votes?

That would be more sinister than what I had thought initially, which was just a rival killing her off as an intimidation tactic.


Nicklas - Oct 03, 2005 8:27:21 am PDT #564 of 5730
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."

It must have something to do with Steve since it's an obvious plotski -- and since the main villain almost never is presented at the beginning of a story arc, I think they'll try to use this to cover up his villainess. And I mean, who would suspect Steve Guttenberg? Even with facelifts?


Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 8:30:37 am PDT #565 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It would also serve the Rob's-a-one-trick-pony theory: make the washed-up-actor guest star the villain.


Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:07:32 pm PDT #566 of 5730
Hey. New board.

What. Ever. Too obvious.

Clearly, Wallace's love interest, the girl we haven't seen yet, is the villain. Or maybe it's Charisma.


Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:07:39 pm PDT #567 of 5730
Hey. New board.

OOPS IGNORE DOUBLES.

Also ignore asscaps.


Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:13:15 pm PDT #568 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, someone somewhere theorized that Kendall wanted to kill Dick and Beaver to avoid splitting any sort of inheritance or some such thing.


Katie M - Oct 03, 2005 7:47:57 pm PDT #569 of 5730
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

This was the topic where I brought up the zombie shirts, yes? Because I'm offering. (And for those of you who are about to see this post twice, or who already have--I promise, only the two topics. I just didn't want to make the offer to an entire 1500-person board, you know? Or whatever we're up to now.)


Jon B. - Oct 04, 2005 2:39:38 am PDT #570 of 5730
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Awesome, Katie. Thanks and insent.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 04, 2005 3:05:47 am PDT #571 of 5730
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, someone somewhere theorized that Kendall wanted to kill Dick and Beaver to avoid splitting any sort of inheritance or some such thing.

Didn't she also arrange for the limo, though?


Polter-Cow - Oct 04, 2005 3:30:22 am PDT #572 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think that was their dad, Big Dick Casablancas.