You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 4:54:54 pm PST #4221 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And EW -- *PIZ* is the rapist?!? He knew she'd be in the food court, and he knew she'd be coming back to Wallace's room.

Oh, Piz. Your morals are as lame as your name.


Amy - Nov 14, 2006 4:55:00 pm PST #4222 of 5730
Because books.

Are we supposed to believe someone put the hair in her pasta on purpose? What was the plan if she didn't conveniently leave her drink on the table?


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 4:55:52 pm PST #4223 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Or -- maybe not Piz. Maybe someone is working with Piz? Maybe I'm just casting aspersions everywhere.


Amy - Nov 14, 2006 4:55:59 pm PST #4224 of 5730
Because books.

But Piz wasn't there over the summer, was he?


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 4:57:08 pm PST #4225 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My head hurts from those anvils landing on them.


Amy - Nov 14, 2006 4:58:33 pm PST #4226 of 5730
Because books.

Aw. I liked Veronica's last thought.

"The people you love come through even when you don't love them enough."

Is this supposed to make us believe that the rapes are definitely not rapes, just staged to look like rapes? Why else would someone start by cutting her hair?

Also, not to be picky, but why the hell would whoever start cutting her hair right there in the parking lot?! Where anyone could happen by?


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 4:59:46 pm PST #4227 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But Piz wasn't there over the summer, was he?

Oh, fair point. Copycat, maybe?

I just want to blame everyone. Aaron Echolls! It's Aaron Echolls!

....no, wait. Dead.

Woody Goodman! Woody Goodm....

....also dead. And not inclined towards sexy college girls.

Cassidy Casablancas!....

Okay, I got nothing.


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 5:01:00 pm PST #4228 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, not to be picky, but why the hell would whoever start cutting her hair right there in the parking lot?! Where anyone could happen by?

If the cutter just wanted to send a message, and knew she'd be roofied, all he/she would need is a few seconds.


victor infante - Nov 14, 2006 5:03:08 pm PST #4229 of 5730
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Or -- maybe not Piz. Maybe someone is working with Piz? Maybe I'm just casting aspersions everywhere.

Not Piz ... Logan just came from him. No, the rapist was there in the food court.

Not that that eliminates anyone. Although I'd like to note that we've seen both the CrimProf and the Dean in the food court in recent episodes. Which is hardly proof of anything, except that it clearly establishes that faculty members eat there.


victor infante - Nov 14, 2006 5:04:13 pm PST #4230 of 5730
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Serial:

If the cutter just wanted to send a message, and knew she'd be roofied, all he/she would need is a few seconds.

My thoughts exactly.