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Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Topic!Cindy - May 11, 2006 7:57:57 am PDT #3183 of 5730
What is even happening?

Did anyone (particularly thinking of Plei, here, but anyone) wonder for a second during the finale, if CC was pregnant again? There was something about her face.


DawnK - May 11, 2006 8:09:31 am PDT #3184 of 5730
giraffe mode

wouldn't he (or at least "shouldn't he") be leery of going somewhere with a woman whose companion recently tried to kill him? By nature or nurture (ex-sheriff/PI) wouldn't he be unlikely to follow her into a possible trap?

I agree that's why it's gotta be Veronica's safety or a direct implication of Keith going to jail that would compell him to take immediate action with Kendall. AND it's gotta be something that obviously implicates Kendall too, to make Keith trust her.


Topic!Cindy - May 11, 2006 12:43:17 pm PDT #3185 of 5730
What is even happening?

Mars Investigations was a big resource for this entry, as were the fabulous transcripts of . I was originally going to whittle stuff down, but hey...in episode 2:02, who'da thunk Cassidy blew up the bus? Without further ado...

The Compleat Kendall...

Kendall appears in the following episodes: 2:01; 2:02; 2:03; 2:07; 2:09; 2:11; 2:15; 2:19; 2:20; 2:22

  • 2:01; Normal is the Watchword. Kendall is:
    • A former Laker Girl; let go from squad when a player's wife complained
    • Big Dick's trophy wife
    • Dick & Beaver's step mom
    • Not so much a cook
    • Logan's lover

  • 2:02; Driver Ed. Kendall is:
    • Not afraid to cheat right in Big Dick's living room
    • (courtesy of P-C) A careful adulteress who breaks out the nail polish to cover up the scent of sex
    • A careless adulteress; leaves condom wrapper under couch

  • 2:03; Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang. Kendall:
    • Changed her name from Lacey Shifflet
    • Meets with corrupt County Assessor to do Big Dick's shady business
    • Is photographed by Veronica, while sexing up Logan

  • 2:07; Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner. Kendall:
    • Finds out Big Dick has not provided for her
    • Is not fond of Dick & Cassidy's biological mother
    • Tries to get Casablancas boys to take care of her with their trust funds; Dick buys her a French Maid costume
    • Tries to deepen bond with Logan, but he's onto her quest for a sugardaddy and hurts her feeling
    • Enters Duncan's room. Nekkid.
    • (Meta: RT says nothing happened with K/D. I disbelieve him.**)

  • 2:09; My Mother, the Fiend. Kendall:
    • Tries to sell Big Dick's Maserati and/or herself to Duncan and Logan
    • When Duncan tells her Logan isn't home, Kendall replies, "I've been in both your beds. I've earned the occasional drop-by."**
    • Is horrified when she thinks there's a baby in the suite
    • Proclaims herself 'Sex ed.'.
    • Has bitchfest with Trina Echolls
    • Is selling off other Casablancas treasures
    • Is set up as CEO (figure head) of PLT by Cassidy

  • 2:11; Donut Run. Kendall is:
    • Apparently used by V/D as an excuse for their public break-up ruse

(edited to reformat)


Topic!Cindy - May 11, 2006 12:43:23 pm PDT #3186 of 5730
What is even happening?

  • 2:15; The Quick and the Wed. Kendall:
    • Wants to buy the Kane mansion; is told by Cassidy that they're buying cheap properties, and need more funds
    • Has a little bitch fest with Cassidy on who's conning whom
    • Offers to get Aaron out of prison if he compensates her
    • Takes Duncan's hair from hotel suite drain

  • 2:19; Nevermind the Buttocks. Kendall:
    • Benefits from an 8-figure insurance policy on Dick and Cassidy, if they die together
    • Changed her name from Priscilla Banks
    • Was the driver in a fatal accident which killed the real Kendall Lacey Shiflet (dif. spelling) and took her name
    • Made three calls to Logan on day of bus crash
    • Kicked Logan out that day, before the time of the bus crash
    • Is with Liam Fitzpatrick (in Fitznana Mary McDonald's 'Cuda)
    • Owns a house at the northwest corner of Satsuma and Chandler
    • Has her hard drive "borrowed" by Keith Mars
    • Has sent at least 65 emails to Cormac Fitzpatrick who's doing time at San Quentin--prisoner number 246219
    • And Cormac were grifters doing a long con
    • Was the roper
    • Did 6 mo. stint in prison for Cormac Fitzpatrick on a wire fraud (Apr 6, '99) charge, saving Cormac a 3rd strike
    • Is successful in planting Duncan's hair on Aaron's Oscar, and getting it discovered by new owners of the Kane mansion, as they dig up pool

  • 2:20; Look Who's Stalking. Kendall:
    • Comes to Keith's office, demanding the return of her hard drive
    • Provides a pre-paid mailer with her own address in the sender and recipient fields to prevent a paper trail
    • Is in Logan's room, wearing only a bathrobe, the morning after Alterna-Prom (bitch)

  • 2:22; Not Pictured. Kendall:
    • Has sex with Aaron Echolls in his Neptune Grand suite
    • Exits the room where they had sex (not fully dressed; probably didn't leave suite); Clarence Wiedman immediately enters and shoots Aaron dead
    • Will probably not collect on Cassidy's insurance policy, as his death will likely be ruled a suicide (weak continuity; she was to be beneficiary only if both boys died, anyhow)
    • As the official owner of the Phoenix Land Trust, has about $8+ million in real estate holdings
    • Is capable of going outdoors during daylight hours (who knew?--bitch)
    • Tells Logan and Veronica she has a business proposition for Keith
    • Tells Keith she needs him to do something for her, right now
    • Shows Keith something in a brief case that shocks/intrigues him; says it will make him change his mind about meeting Veronica in an hour

Keith is not at airport when Veronica is waiting for him.

(edited to reformat)


Polter-Cow - May 11, 2006 1:18:53 pm PDT #3187 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A careless adulteress; leaves condom wrapper under couch

Also a careful adulteress who breaks out the nail polish to cover up the scent of sex.


Topic!Cindy - May 11, 2006 1:44:10 pm PDT #3188 of 5730
What is even happening?

Also a careful adulteress who breaks out the nail polish to cover up the scent of sex.
Heh. I will add that to the LJ version, and name check you, P-C.

It's up at the lj: [link]

There are no casting spoilers, but there is (inconclusive) discussion about whether or not CC will return. I know nothing that guarantees she either will or not.


Maysa - May 11, 2006 7:45:30 pm PDT #3189 of 5730

De-lurking to say that I think whatever is in that case definitely has something to do with the Echolls' (if it is Cliff's briefcase). In Look Who's Stalking, Keith gave Veronica those fliers of the man who hired the woman who stole Cliff's briefcase. (whew.) And later Logan mentioned to Veronica that that same guy was his dad's cell mate. Also, in LWS, Keith enters the office, sees the fliers on his desk, and then sees Kendall, who had been in the office all by herself for god knows how long - she had plenty of time to take a peak at them.

But what about the Echolls' family would cause Keith to abandon Veronica?


bon bon - May 12, 2006 9:47:59 am PDT #3190 of 5730
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I finally got to watch the last three episodes and caught up on 1000 posts. Funny skimming all the speculation. Vonnie, either you are spoiled or you are REALLY good at this. You're like my TV spec opposite.

Anyway, re: the briefcase-- my thoughts have revolved around things (fitting in a briefcase) that upon the *sight* of which Keith would act, not so much which plot it fits into.

  • Money
  • Drugs
  • Photos
  • Marcellus Wallace's soul

It wouldn't be a videotape, audiotape, records or documents. But I"m not coming up with anything else visually arresting.


Steph L. - May 12, 2006 9:51:20 am PDT #3191 of 5730
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Marcellus Wallace's soul

Ahahahahaha!!!!! That was the first thing I thought! (But the interior of the briefcase didn't glow, did it?)


-t - May 12, 2006 9:52:13 am PDT #3192 of 5730
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Marcellus Wallace's soul

That was actually the first place my brain went after Keith's reaction.