Xander ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
An enormous pink bunny has been erected on an Italian mountainside where it will stay for the next 20 years.
Sure, it seems cute now, but what are they going to say when lightning strikes the thing and there's a 200 foot pink rabbit terrorizing the Italian countryside?
Sure, it seems cute now, but what are they going to say when lightning strikes the thing and there's a 200 foot pink rabbit terrorizing the Italian countryside?
That Clovis is at it again?
I think they will say, "Release the giant pink mountain lion!"
Except in Italian.
Liberi il leone di montagna dentellare gigante!
Sadly, I think his hypothesis is flawed. Yes, millions of women might watch to fume over JL Halfwit playing such a character, but I don't think advertisers would want their products to appear in the midst of a show whose chief draw would be the seething hatred the audience feels toward the star.
OK, think about this. You have 10M people with seething hatred at a star, and they're going to have seething rage left over. If I were a political campaign or a activist organization, I'd be buying time on there in a heartbeat, because my negative ads would direct that leftover seething for my good.
Then, I just get JL Hugetit to do a 30-second spot extolling the virtues of the GOP, and presto -- Dems have Congress back in 2006.
You're just not eevl enough, Matt.
Now it's thundering, and I'm cold, and wishing I hadn't left one of my windows open at home.
Yes, millions of women might watch to fume over JL Halfwit playing such a character, but I don't think advertisers would want their products to appear in the midst of a show whose chief draw would be the seething hatred the audience feels toward the star.
Millions of others would see the premise and just not bother to ever watch. IJS.
And approximately 8 million of us are bitter that Joan of Arcadia was replaced by it. I get itchy calling women names like halfwit and hugetit though.
Why can't we call women halfwits?
I'd probably be right there with them. The concept worked for a laugh once, with Denise Richards as a tank top-clad nuclear scientist in a Bond movie, but it would have no repeated appeal for me.
I mourn the fact that I'm going to have to watch an hour of her show at some point to see an actor I like as one of the ghosts.