Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Sep 19, 2005 12:48:21 pm PDT #8986 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

and wait for the bus in second position.

In second? I always thought second position was the dorkiest.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 12:49:49 pm PDT #8987 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I always thought that her tendency to walk as if always contemplating a skyscraper was a result of all those years of dance

I can't think of any other ballet dancers with a sway that severe, both in motion or repose.

I've never thought of her as pointy -- she's got long but blunt features to me.

Heidi Klum pregnant. I swear I saw a picture of her at the Emmys that was ... well, not with much roundure, considering she's a few days post partum.


Laura - Sep 19, 2005 12:55:55 pm PDT #8988 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Nagin has to err on the side of caution because he's already under a great deal of heat for letting anybody back in the city. He's in a tough spot with wanting to let people get on with the fixin' and having to fight the system.


Burrell - Sep 19, 2005 12:56:24 pm PDT #8989 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

A few DAYS post partum and she went to the Emmys?!? Dayum. I still had a baby glued to my boob when I was a few days post partum.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 1:00:33 pm PDT #8990 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Emmys. She gave birth while I was in Kenya, IIRC. But that picture isn't the one I'm thinking of.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2005 1:03:43 pm PDT #8991 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I was going to ask if anyone had seen a Klum shot.

She has swayback? That picture is not flattering at all. Is there a cure for swayback?

Nope! You can do PT to make it less lamely obvious. And people will insist that it's a posture issue.

Hmm. Yep. Residual issues from ballet teacher making fun of me still intact.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 1:08:06 pm PDT #8992 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Photoshopped frogs: [link]


bon bon - Sep 19, 2005 1:14:40 pm PDT #8993 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

people will insist that it's a posture issue.

Guilty. That's why I asked. What kind of physical therapy?


Burrell - Sep 19, 2005 1:15:48 pm PDT #8994 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Klum looks great. Of course, she picked the right kind of dress for a post partum figure.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2005 1:39:05 pm PDT #8995 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just got a call to be on a reality show about event planning.

ahhh ha ha ha