This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 1:00:33 pm PDT #8990 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Emmys. She gave birth while I was in Kenya, IIRC. But that picture isn't the one I'm thinking of.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2005 1:03:43 pm PDT #8991 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I was going to ask if anyone had seen a Klum shot.

She has swayback? That picture is not flattering at all. Is there a cure for swayback?

Nope! You can do PT to make it less lamely obvious. And people will insist that it's a posture issue.

Hmm. Yep. Residual issues from ballet teacher making fun of me still intact.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 1:08:06 pm PDT #8992 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Photoshopped frogs: [link]


bon bon - Sep 19, 2005 1:14:40 pm PDT #8993 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

people will insist that it's a posture issue.

Guilty. That's why I asked. What kind of physical therapy?


Burrell - Sep 19, 2005 1:15:48 pm PDT #8994 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Klum looks great. Of course, she picked the right kind of dress for a post partum figure.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2005 1:39:05 pm PDT #8995 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just got a call to be on a reality show about event planning.

ahhh ha ha ha


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2005 1:40:40 pm PDT #8996 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Guilty. That's why I asked. What kind of physical therapy?

I can barely remember. A lot of really annoying exercises that involved trying to (this is the visual they gave my six year old self) push your belly button through to the wall. The summer before middle school, I spent hours each night curling into a ball because I convinced myself that would help. Mostly it's just consciously trying to overcorrect for a spine that wants to be extra curvy.

I'm resigned to the C shape, but know I need to do something to try to prevent the worst of the lower back problems. Pregnancy was hell on it from day one, and I'm now constantly lifting an increasingly heavy weight in the form of the kid, and the last time I threw it out, I'd been wrangling her cousin.

I should ping my SiL and ask her what it was she suggested in the way of Pilates.


Emily - Sep 19, 2005 2:03:15 pm PDT #8997 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Why do I have "Rocket Man" stuck in my head?


Strega - Sep 19, 2005 2:04:45 pm PDT #8998 of 10002

I just got a call to be on a reality show about event planning.
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!!!*

*($$$!?)


Emily - Sep 19, 2005 2:06:50 pm PDT #8999 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm not the man they think I am at home...