We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:48:36 am PDT #8805 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm Saltwater Sid the Lost. Or if I use 'Tom' instead of Thomas, I'm Sure Shot Shadrach the Pungent


JenP - Sep 19, 2005 7:49:19 am PDT #8806 of 10002

Ransack Ruby the Irascible. Matey.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 19, 2005 7:50:33 am PDT #8807 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That was funny. I recognized SMG looking at the kiss picture, and then when I scrolled down to the unclinched picture, I thought I was wrong, until I saw the caption. Her face is at a funny angle in the second picture.

I can't recognize her in that photo even after being told who it is. I'd have guessed Connie Stevens...


Aims - Sep 19, 2005 7:51:16 am PDT #8808 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*I* am Mad Dog Maude the Despicable!

So is mine!!


shrift - Sep 19, 2005 7:55:18 am PDT #8809 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My real name wasn't all that, but some tweaking got me Cutthroat Prudence the Houndfish.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:56:16 am PDT #8810 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

*I* am Mad Dog Maude the Despicable!

So is mine!!

Ooh. I sense a wench-fight to see who is the most mad and/or despicable.

Matey.


Jessica - Sep 19, 2005 7:56:41 am PDT #8811 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I use Jess instead of Jessica, I become Lilly Livered Lizzy the Scavenger. Yarr.


amych - Sep 19, 2005 7:58:52 am PDT #8812 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If I claim to be a lad, I am Filthy Foot Chang the Shrimp.


Strega - Sep 19, 2005 7:59:41 am PDT #8813 of 10002

Ransack Ruby the Irascible.

This is obviously the best pirate name, because it has so many Rs.


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2005 8:00:11 am PDT #8814 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Aimee, ye be in for a world of hurt, you scurvy dog....

Also -- Here I am in the pirate hat my co-worker made for me (courtesy of another co-worker's cell phone camera -- hence the low quality).