Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Sep 19, 2005 7:51:16 am PDT #8808 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*I* am Mad Dog Maude the Despicable!

So is mine!!


shrift - Sep 19, 2005 7:55:18 am PDT #8809 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My real name wasn't all that, but some tweaking got me Cutthroat Prudence the Houndfish.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:56:16 am PDT #8810 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

*I* am Mad Dog Maude the Despicable!

So is mine!!

Ooh. I sense a wench-fight to see who is the most mad and/or despicable.

Matey.


Jessica - Sep 19, 2005 7:56:41 am PDT #8811 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I use Jess instead of Jessica, I become Lilly Livered Lizzy the Scavenger. Yarr.


amych - Sep 19, 2005 7:58:52 am PDT #8812 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If I claim to be a lad, I am Filthy Foot Chang the Shrimp.


Strega - Sep 19, 2005 7:59:41 am PDT #8813 of 10002

Ransack Ruby the Irascible.

This is obviously the best pirate name, because it has so many Rs.


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2005 8:00:11 am PDT #8814 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Aimee, ye be in for a world of hurt, you scurvy dog....

Also -- Here I am in the pirate hat my co-worker made for me (courtesy of another co-worker's cell phone camera -- hence the low quality).


Topic!Cindy - Sep 19, 2005 8:02:19 am PDT #8815 of 10002
What is even happening?

I can't recognize her in that photo even after being told who it is. I'd have guessed Connie Stevens...

I was thinking Courtney Peldon [link] , an unknown Duff, or one of those other people I only see on gofugyourself.com.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 8:05:45 am PDT #8816 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Avast, ye mateys!

The pirate speaks, "Despite a stalled space shuttle program, NASA be confident it can launch and sustain human exploration o' t' Moon by 2018, t' space agency’s top officials said Monday."

"T' $104-billion plan calls for an Apollo-like vehicle t' carry crews o' up t' four astronauts t' t' Moon for seven-day stays on t' lunar surface. T' spacecraft, NASA’s Crew Exploration Vehicle (CEV), could even carry six-astronaut crews t' t' International Space Station (ISS) or fly automated resupply shipments as needed, NASA chief Michael Griffin said."

[link]


Susan W. - Sep 19, 2005 8:06:13 am PDT #8817 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Cutthroat Prudence the Houndfish.

Got this with the name I'm hoping to publish under (Susannah Fowler).

Ransack Ruby the Irascible.

And got this with my real name.