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'Conviction (1)'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 7:16:01 am PDT #8783 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lucky chick! But how is there not an apple box in that pic?

Ick. I have to plow through a week's worth of work e-mail and issues. Don't want to.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:18:15 am PDT #8784 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PS: ARRRRR!

Is that a parrot on your shoulder?


Jesse - Sep 19, 2005 7:20:35 am PDT #8785 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But how is there not an apple box in that pic?

Because her skirt is long enough to cover it?

He looks skinny! Not bad, mind you.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 7:22:25 am PDT #8786 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He looks skinny!

Totally. Of course, actual skinny guys might object to this characterisation, but it's a relative thing.

I feel a flash of pride every time I do something like recognise The Rock from the back, and then I more rightly feel like a media-obsessed loser.


Fred Pete - Sep 19, 2005 7:23:25 am PDT #8787 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Arrrrrrr!


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:24:42 am PDT #8788 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2005 7:24:51 am PDT #8789 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My co-worker made me a pretty respectable pirate hat, using Quark XPress, the printer, and staples. I'll have to take a picture of it when I get home.

Yes, I am wearing it.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2005 7:25:54 am PDT #8790 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

One of my best friend's is Peter Boyle's niece, so we watched Raymond from time to time. It was decent, as sitcoms go, I guess, but I'm incredibly tired of the useless husband/all-knowing wife scenario.

I find this funny, just because the only reason I ever tried to watch Raymond was Peter Boyle.

Sadly, Peter Boyle alone does not a show make.

Jennifer Garner looks very cute. The baby roundness makes her face much more appealling.

Marcia Cross has Harlequin Romance Hair.

I found Portia de Rossi quite scrummy in bright orange.

And I think AH's dress was nice, but her hair not so nice.

FH looked amazing in that dress. Having William H. Macy as an accessory doesn't hurt, either.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:27:41 am PDT #8791 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Find yer inner pirate

The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory (TOTLAPPI)

eta: Arrrr!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 19, 2005 7:32:53 am PDT #8792 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is that a parrot on your shoulder?

No, she's just happy to see you.

Timlies all. And avast!