You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Sep 19, 2005 7:23:25 am PDT #8787 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Arrrrrrr!


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:24:42 am PDT #8788 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2005 7:24:51 am PDT #8789 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My co-worker made me a pretty respectable pirate hat, using Quark XPress, the printer, and staples. I'll have to take a picture of it when I get home.

Yes, I am wearing it.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2005 7:25:54 am PDT #8790 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

One of my best friend's is Peter Boyle's niece, so we watched Raymond from time to time. It was decent, as sitcoms go, I guess, but I'm incredibly tired of the useless husband/all-knowing wife scenario.

I find this funny, just because the only reason I ever tried to watch Raymond was Peter Boyle.

Sadly, Peter Boyle alone does not a show make.

Jennifer Garner looks very cute. The baby roundness makes her face much more appealling.

Marcia Cross has Harlequin Romance Hair.

I found Portia de Rossi quite scrummy in bright orange.

And I think AH's dress was nice, but her hair not so nice.

FH looked amazing in that dress. Having William H. Macy as an accessory doesn't hurt, either.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 7:27:41 am PDT #8791 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Find yer inner pirate

The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory (TOTLAPPI)

eta: Arrrr!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 19, 2005 7:32:53 am PDT #8792 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is that a parrot on your shoulder?

No, she's just happy to see you.

Timlies all. And avast!


Jesse - Sep 19, 2005 7:33:44 am PDT #8793 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel a flash of pride every time I do something like recognise The Rock from the back, and then I more rightly feel like a media-obsessed loser.

Crap. Should I feel like a loser, too? He's very recognizable, though!


Jesse - Sep 19, 2005 7:34:44 am PDT #8794 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, and I was trying to think of some witty parrot/cowgirl hat thing, but lost it.


juliana - Sep 19, 2005 7:35:36 am PDT #8795 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Arrrr. I be wearin' me piratical shirt today, but under a respectable jacket. Wouldn't do to be a non-working wench, now would it?


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 7:35:51 am PDT #8796 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Should I feel like a loser, too?

I'd love the company.

He's very recognizable, though!

If you know the tats. Otherwise he's just some light-skinned black guy, isn't he?