Oy! My eyes were totally rolling forever. WTF? I mean, if you are going to credit your designer with intelligence, you'd think reproduction would be one of those areas where he'd take a bit of care.

Look, it's obviously a sign a design.

Men are genetically predispositioned to be taller, faster (over short distances), and stronger than women. So, God put the most vulnerable part of the man's body on the outside. That way, women can level the playing field with one well-placed fist or foot.

send Franny to visit me. Easy Peasy. The cats can entertain her when she wakes up.

Franny's latest ploy for getting us up in the morning is very direct. She comes into the bedroom and says, "mommy awake! daddy awake!" until one of us--usually me--wakes up.

Bah. Stupid day isn't over yet.

I shall rectify the situation by getting a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds.

cute in that "glad it's not me" way.

Ooh, I have ice cream at home. Happy now.

I keep staring at the clock, desperately hoping for the 4 to become a 5. So far, no luck, but if I think if keep trying it will happen. I just have a feeling. I also have a feeling it's going to be like an eternity between now and then.

Smart little Franny!

Once when the whole family was recovering from the flu, Dominic (who of course got over it quickly) decided to wake my brother up by sitting on his chest and poking him in the eyes, nose, chin and mouth. And naming those parts. Loudly. And then laughing hysterically. There is a reason D sometimes gets referred to as Demonic.

I, of course, find this adorable.

I just made someone walk into a wall. He was busy gawping over his shoulder at me and veered into a wall instead of walking around the corner. This is not the first time I've done this while working in this particular building.

Didja point & giggle?