Who is on when, on what network against whom, tonight?
Are Aly, David, Nick all on against each other? Is Seth on against them too?
What time Eastern.
Please send help quick.
I have to take the remote away from a baseball crazed boy, and I'd prefer to be able to click quickly whilst he eats his dessert.
What time does Shrub speak?
When Karl Rove offers him Schmackos. Shrub goes wacko for Schmackos.
Wait. Is the Shrub fracking with my WB
premieres!?
Gawd.
No one
can be that dumb.
No, I thought Shrub was fracking with my Survivor premiere on Thursday.
I could be wrong, though.
Ah, my apologies. Shrub goes fracko for Schmackos.
I can't keep track of all the TV I watch. That's what my journalist husband and Tivo are for.
I'm pan-roasting a pork tenderloin for dinner (to be turned into chipotle-pork-avocado wraps), and the air is filled with the scent of the adobo sauce I marinated it in. It's lovely, except the pepper keeps filling my nose and making me cough, so I can't breathe.
It may be time to admit we need a fan in there.
TiVo says I'm watching Bones and House tonight. I shall do what my TiVo tells me.
I'm browning ground turkey for American Chop Suey, as my Mom used to call it....
You know what you need, Jess?
Buffistas who live nearby and show up unannounced, like Kramer. The front door opening and closing will clear things right up.
Yes, the Rhind Papyrus. There's also a Moscow Papyrus, but it's much smaller.
Okay, I'm halfway through the division problem. Now to add 1 and 2/3 and 1/6 and 1/12 and 1/15 and 1/138 and 1/173 and 1/276 and 1/59,685 together and hope it comes out how I want.
Pity me. Also, when you're counting your blessings next? Include the invention of non-unit fractions.