It's because you didn't have a strong father figure isn't it?

Joyce ,'Chosen'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 2:45:12 pm PDT #7321 of 10002
What is even happening?

Who is on when, on what network against whom, tonight?

Are Aly, David, Nick all on against each other? Is Seth on against them too?

What time Eastern.

Please send help quick.

I have to take the remote away from a baseball crazed boy, and I'd prefer to be able to click quickly whilst he eats his dessert.


billytea - Sep 13, 2005 2:47:21 pm PDT #7322 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

What time does Shrub speak?

When Karl Rove offers him Schmackos. Shrub goes wacko for Schmackos.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 2:49:20 pm PDT #7323 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Wait. Is the Shrub fracking with my WB premieres!?

Gawd. No one can be that dumb.


Sean K - Sep 13, 2005 2:50:46 pm PDT #7324 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No, I thought Shrub was fracking with my Survivor premiere on Thursday.

I could be wrong, though.


billytea - Sep 13, 2005 2:58:22 pm PDT #7325 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, my apologies. Shrub goes fracko for Schmackos.


Jessica - Sep 13, 2005 2:58:43 pm PDT #7326 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't keep track of all the TV I watch. That's what my journalist husband and Tivo are for.

I'm pan-roasting a pork tenderloin for dinner (to be turned into chipotle-pork-avocado wraps), and the air is filled with the scent of the adobo sauce I marinated it in. It's lovely, except the pepper keeps filling my nose and making me cough, so I can't breathe.

It may be time to admit we need a fan in there.


amych - Sep 13, 2005 2:59:41 pm PDT #7327 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

TiVo says I'm watching Bones and House tonight. I shall do what my TiVo tells me.


Theodosia - Sep 13, 2005 3:00:46 pm PDT #7328 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm browning ground turkey for American Chop Suey, as my Mom used to call it....


Tom Scola - Sep 13, 2005 3:03:36 pm PDT #7329 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You know what you need, Jess?

Buffistas who live nearby and show up unannounced, like Kramer. The front door opening and closing will clear things right up.


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 3:05:25 pm PDT #7330 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yes, the Rhind Papyrus. There's also a Moscow Papyrus, but it's much smaller.

Okay, I'm halfway through the division problem. Now to add 1 and 2/3 and 1/6 and 1/12 and 1/15 and 1/138 and 1/173 and 1/276 and 1/59,685 together and hope it comes out how I want.

Pity me. Also, when you're counting your blessings next? Include the invention of non-unit fractions.