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Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 12:13:16 pm PDT #7269 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Ginger and dog. Never misses. It is a Wok thing.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 12:25:26 pm PDT #7270 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

In utterly other news: I saw a couple today making out in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart. She was kind of chunky. He needed to lose the trucker cap and get a haircut. They were leaning against one of those generic Chevrolets.

I got all misty. When I run it again in head ... mistiness.


Nutty - Sep 13, 2005 12:26:53 pm PDT #7271 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The parking lot of a Walmart? What, had they lost the car keys, so they couldn't actually make out in the car?

Personally, I prefer to make out without an audience.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 12:29:15 pm PDT #7272 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t cooks a Pomeranian for Nutty


Kathy A - Sep 13, 2005 12:33:15 pm PDT #7273 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The radio show this morning asked people to call in with the most bizarre thing they'd seen on the Metra (the suburban commuter train, as opposed to the El, the city commuter train). The first caller was the winner, when she told about being on a train as it was pulling into its final destination and glancing over at the other woman in the car, who was masturbating while chatting on the phone. The caller didn't know what the phone conversation was about (whether it was just a chat or a more salacious one), and was oblivious to the radio hosts' questions about if the other woman got off. "I think she got off at the next stop." "No, that's not what we're asking...oh, never mind."


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 12:37:23 pm PDT #7274 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

The first caller was the winner, when she told about being on a train as it was pulling into its final destination and glancing over at the other woman in the car, who was masturbating while chatting on the phone.

Dang! Out-surrealed by a city dweller!


lunda - Sep 13, 2005 12:58:29 pm PDT #7275 of 10002
Sometimes evil drives a minivan.

There were two people making out all hot and heavy on my EL train this morning. Not something you usually see before 8 am; after hours a la Risky Business maybe, but not first thing in the morning.

Everyone gave them their space and tried to ignore them. When the train pulled into the guy's stop, he disengaged himself from her and yell "Bye honey" on his way out the door.


brenda m - Sep 13, 2005 12:59:42 pm PDT #7276 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Also, CNN tells me that:

Owners of flooded St. Rita's Nursing Home charged with 34 counts of homicide, Louisiana attorney general says.


Amy - Sep 13, 2005 1:03:20 pm PDT #7277 of 10002
Because books.

HMOG, brenda. What the fuck is wrong with people doesn't even begin to sum it up.


msbelle - Sep 13, 2005 1:04:10 pm PDT #7278 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

god now I'm sick to my stomach.