These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 7:49:50 am PDT #7064 of 10002
What is even happening?

I love beets, I just got tired of them when I still lived with my parents. I do not think, however, that I would want one on my burger, because that's just wrong.

Pickled beets are not right -- why would you need to pickle a vegetable designed to keep for months in a root cellar?
This is what I thought, and I resisted trying them for most of my life. Then my mother got Ben to eat one when he was a toddler, so I tried them myself, and they're not bad.


Katerina Bee - Sep 13, 2005 7:57:12 am PDT #7065 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

Funny how all the phone fear stories have made me feel so.much.better. about having to psych myself up to make calls and how I'd rather scrub floors than be a receptionist. I may be a weirdo, but I have the company of imaginary friends on the Internet.

I may be seeing the Shrub instead of House tonight? Blast his oily hide! *weeps dramatically*


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 8:00:29 am PDT #7066 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Argh. Argh. Argh. Holy... argh. Remind me not to read public message boards anywhere other than, like, here. Argh.

But all is not lost. [The state of education in the US] can actually be a good thing if foreigners decide to send their little brats to some other countries for their higher educational needs instead of the United States. Maybe then we won't have to put up with all the political correctness crap of having to be accepting of other's cultures and focus on bettering the culture we have in this country already.

Kids today are too lazy to learn.

And now I will sit back while all the Blue Staters reply and tell me that I am an evil ,uninformed bigot... I mean no disrespect, I'm simply trying to see the common sense side of the equation...

I thought modern parenting is to be 'friends' with your children and give the brats everything they want, instead of instilling discipline in them. No spanking, that's child abuse.

Flames... flaming on the side of my face...


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 8:09:26 am PDT #7067 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Salon has a piece today that's apparently one hipster's ongoing column about life in the French Quarter after Katrina (requires daily pass): [link]

A few choice excerpts:

"This is dawn, New Orleans, post-Katrina. And I love it.

"Still in swim trunks I haven't shed since Katrina started whispering through my windows 13 days ago now, I walk outside, the new sun tickling the roof of the slave quarters across the street, and step from the cobalt air into the turquoise swimming pool, hardly less wet, and lie at the bottom....

"When I kick up to the surface, I whack my head on a 16-ounce can of Busch floating there, crack it open, take a long pull, stare across the surface at the other cans floating. Full bottles of Pinot Grigio are scattered along the bottom. It's the only way to keep them cool. All leftovers from my birthday the night before.

"You must understand it never occurred to me to leave....This is home. Where else would I go? My family's cottage on Cape Cod would get boring fast. My mom's house in D.C. would get claustrophobic. What on earth would I do in those places but know what it means to miss New Orleans?"

Self-entitled hipster git. What? He'd be forced to endure the hell of the family's summer home? OH NOES!!!

I wrote a letter to Salon, saying as much.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 13, 2005 8:11:40 am PDT #7068 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

heh, I am in the middle of reading that article right now!


Nutty - Sep 13, 2005 8:11:50 am PDT #7069 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, on the up side, making everybody in highschool leave the country would vastly decrease the number of teen-driving deaths in the US.

...um, yeah. That kind of ex-cloaca exposition of how "obviously" we can fix major social problems instantly with no expense or expertise, if only we would listen to him, is so very much like -- George? Is that you??


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 8:12:16 am PDT #7070 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

heh, I am in the middle of reading that article right now!

Write a letter, too! Call him the self-entitled hipster git that he is!


dw - Sep 13, 2005 8:12:29 am PDT #7071 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Got an e-mail from my librarian friend in Mississippi this morning with information on donating to help MS libraries:

Friends of Mississippi Libraries, working with the Library Commission and MLA, has established a fund for donations to rebuild those MS libraries severely damaged or destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. Tax-deductible donations can be made by sending your contributions to:

Rebuild Mississippi Libraries Fund
c/o AmSouth Bank
210 E. Capitol Street
Jackson, MS 39201


Jesse - Sep 13, 2005 8:12:44 am PDT #7072 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Steph, Emily, I don't believe that either of the excerpts you two posted are anything except fiction. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 8:13:35 am PDT #7073 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, Emily, I don't believe that either of the excerpts you two posted are anything except fiction. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

As for the one I posted, it's real. Apparently Nightline interviewed one (or more?) of the residents of the party house.