You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Sep 12, 2005 1:43:20 pm PDT #6847 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, shall I start the line for being part of the craxy fandom?

You're little late. We started lining up a while ago. Grab a lawn chair and have a seat.


lori - Sep 12, 2005 1:43:35 pm PDT #6848 of 10002

It wasn't even a chick!


sarameg - Sep 12, 2005 1:45:04 pm PDT #6849 of 10002

Oops. I skimmed fast enough to read the last name as the first. Ok, that DUDE.


Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 1:45:21 pm PDT #6850 of 10002

THE WORLD, SHE IS ENDING!!!!

Seriously. Monkey.

I guess, having lived through the 77 blackout, I'm less phased by them. As a kid, it was kinda cool.

The one when I was working in Beverly Hills was a tad unpleasant since it was raining quite heavily and driving in heavy rain without traffic lights in LA? Not so much with the fun. But I was mostly worried about not getting into an accident.

Not, you know, Armageddon.


vw bug - Sep 12, 2005 1:45:36 pm PDT #6851 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Help! I need Biology help. Do we have any bio people around?


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 1:46:27 pm PDT #6852 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It was like 9/11.

I stubbed my toe. It was just like when some people stubbed their toes on 9/11.

I'm having a crappy hair day, sort of like those people who had bad hair days on 9/11.

Shut up, stupid person.


dw - Sep 12, 2005 1:47:48 pm PDT #6853 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Grammar question:

"Describe and discuss the demographics of the community(s) served by the health department"

Should it be community(ies) instead? My brain is so fried from the editing that I can't remember.


Narrator - Sep 12, 2005 1:49:10 pm PDT #6854 of 10002
The evil is this way?

One customer, George Orellana, a 35-year-old paralegal, said, "We walked down seven flights. It felt like the 9/11. We didn't know what was going on.

I'm sure he meant that it felt like "the 7-11." Like he was in a convenience store. *sigh* Well, at least he wasn't an actual attorney.


dw - Sep 12, 2005 1:49:19 pm PDT #6855 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I'm tired, depressed, and don't want to be at work. It's like 9/11.

Wait, it IS like 9/11. Never mind.


Narrator - Sep 12, 2005 1:50:12 pm PDT #6856 of 10002
The evil is this way?

That works too. Maybe George had to walk down a bunch of stairs yesterday.