It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dw - Sep 12, 2005 1:49:19 pm PDT #6855 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I'm tired, depressed, and don't want to be at work. It's like 9/11.

Wait, it IS like 9/11. Never mind.


Narrator - Sep 12, 2005 1:50:12 pm PDT #6856 of 10002
The evil is this way?

That works too. Maybe George had to walk down a bunch of stairs yesterday.


amych - Sep 12, 2005 1:50:36 pm PDT #6857 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I mean, seriously. The power was out for what? 2-3 hours?

No shit. Not to mention, the 9/11 comparison ... on 9/12? And for 7 flights of stairs. Yeesh. (And afaik I'm a lot more urban than Susan's childhood, and yet I've done 10 days without power. Fun? No. But hardly a 9/11-scale disaster either.)

eta: massive x-post, duh.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2005 1:51:02 pm PDT #6858 of 10002
What is even happening?

I have to walk down the stairs every single day. It's how I start my day. And then I'm up and down quite a few more times. My life is even worse than 9/11.


sarameg - Sep 12, 2005 1:53:53 pm PDT #6859 of 10002

So next time a freight train goes by and shakes my apartment, can I call it a East Coast Northridge quake?


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 1:55:12 pm PDT #6860 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Next time we'll light the roof on fire and break his leg before he takes the stairs so he'll understand things a little better.


lori - Sep 12, 2005 1:55:17 pm PDT #6861 of 10002

I think you are perfectly within your rights of hyperbole to do that.


msbelle - Sep 12, 2005 1:56:49 pm PDT #6862 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

LORI! that's all, I got nuthin else.


Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 1:57:21 pm PDT #6863 of 10002

Not to mention, the 9/11 comparison ... on 9/12?

I remember on 9/12 of that year, we had to evacuate our building due to a bomb scare. Twelve flights of stairs and yeah, it was scary.

I still wouldn't even compare that to 9/11.

Dumb ass.

The comments on the LA Times article are making me laugh though.


lori - Sep 12, 2005 1:58:32 pm PDT #6864 of 10002

MSBELLE!!

Went camping and climbing in Joshua Tree this past weekend. The weather broke just in time and we had awesome not furnace-like weather, and I was amazed to see that there are still a ton of wildflowers blooming. So cool.