I once worked at a fast food place that was having financial difficulties. Once I burned myself taking something out of an oven - there was a hole in the oven mitt right at the webbing between my thumb and index finger (nasty place to get burned, too). I complained to the manager. She basically told me to figure out a way to take stuff out of the oven without getting burned by the holes in the oven mitts.

I quit soon after. About a week or two after, people's paychecks started bouncing.

You people just reaffirm my no-food-service stance.

January was an auspicious month for a lot of parents-of-Buffistas, or so it seems.

September is the most common birth month in America, IIRC, largely because it's nine months after the holiday season, when people tend to have more time off and be in a festive mood.

You people just reaffirm my no-food-service stance.

Well, um... I'm glad. Reaffirming no-food-service stances is my middle name.

Jesse, of course, haven't you watched "Doublemeat Palace"? You'll either have a cow on your head or an ex will return married or there will be evil eggs. I much prefer you win the lottery.

You people just reaffirm my no-food-service stance.

Ayup.

You'll either have a cow on your head or an ex will return married or there will be evil eggs.

OMG I hadn't even thought of that! Good call.

Was that the ep where Dawn talked about, "having a meat-party in [her] mouth"?

Was that the ep where Dawn talked about, "having a meat-party in [her] mouth"?

Nope, it was in Wrecked:

WILLOW: So, uh, the burger was good? You liked it?
DAWN: Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth. Okay, now I'm just a kid, and even *I* know that came out wrong.

Hey, y'all, was just procrastinating with Salon and they're having a "Who got left off the emmys?" survey... Wireheads and Mars fans will find themselves specially gratified.