I'm slightly drunk too, and I have to start writing thank-you notes for the horrible ugly gifts my parents' friends gave us for getting married, even though I asked my mother to tell them not to get us anything; she, of course, "forgot."

Yes I am procrastinating.

RIO!

I haven't had anything to drink yet, but I think a margarita is definitely in my very near future.

Hi, Perkins!

Sent this recipe in for b.org cookbook. Equal parts vanilla vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Godiva chocolate liqueur. If you want to be extra fancy, rim the martini glass with cocoa. (We are lazy and instead throw a few chocolate chips in the glass.)

Yum! Even if I only have the Godiva. (weeps)

RIO!!!!

PMM!!!

I want a list of the ugly wedding gifts. GO!

Well the best one is this horrible bronze sculpture of a woman's face and hair in profile, in relief, made by the gift-giver.

Alas, I have no alchohol. Instead I keep eating sweets. No sugar high though. My lethargy is too powerful.

I have wine. Much less than I did a few hours ago.

Equal parts vanilla vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Godiva chocolate liqueur...

Headline: Big city folks drink weird stuff.

In other news... Drunken thank-you notes! Gawd, I wish it was me.

"Thank you, you horribly dried up raisin of a human being, for the completely useless piece of crap that will occupy my attic for the next forty years. We are as grateful as the dead."